Halloween Food Jokes
Treat yourself to Beano’s finest selection of spooktacularly delicious Halloween food jokes!
What’s a vampire’s favourite ice cream flavour?
What do skeletons serve at dinner parties?
What’s a ghouls favourite flavour?
Lemon and slime!
What do witches put on their bagels?
What’s a vampire’s favourite treat?
What do ghosts serve at dinner parties?
What does a panda ghost eat?
Where do ghost’s buy their food?
At the ghostery store?
What does a skeleton say before dinner?
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
What’s a ghost’s favourite dessert?
Why didn’t the skeleton like Halloween treats?
He didn’t have the stomach for it!
I have won first place in this Halloween costume contest 16 years in a row…
This year I’m a hotdog. I’m on a roll!
For Halloween we dressed up as almonds…
Everyone could tell we were nuts!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
What do players at Wimbledon eat on Halloween?
Strawberries and scream!
Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween?
It was too alfredo!
What sort of birthday food do ghosts prefer?
I scream cake!
What do you call a mummy who tastes like candyfloss?
A yummy mummy!
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat their fingers separately!
What do ghosts put on their turkey?
On what day do monsters eat people?
What did the monster eat after it had its teeth taken out?
How do monsters like their eggs?
What noise did the witch’s cereal make?
Snap, cackle and pop!
What’s a monster favourite dessert?
Leeches and scream!