26 Halloween Food Jokes With Tasty Punchlines

What's a vampire's favourite ice cream flavour?

Veinilla!

What do skeletons serve at dinner parties?

Spare ribs!

What's a ghouls favourite flavour?

Lemon and slime!

What do witches put on their bagels?

Scream cheese!

What's a vampire's favourite treat?

Haribo fang-tastics!

What do ghosts serve at dinner parties?

Poultry-geist!

What does a panda ghost eat?

Bam-boo!

Where do ghost's buy their food?

At the ghostery store?

What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone apetit!

What do ghosts eat for dinner?

Spookhetti!

What's a ghost's favourite dessert?

Booberry Pie!

Why didn't the skeleton like Halloween treats?

He didn't have the stomach for it!

I have won first place in this Halloween costume contest 16 years in a row...

This year I'm a hotdog. I'm on a roll!

For Halloween we dressed up as almonds...

Everyone could tell we were nuts!

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi!

What do players at Wimbledon eat on Halloween?

Strawberries and scream!

Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween?

It was too alfredo!

What sort of birthday food do ghosts prefer?

I scream cake!

What do you call a mummy who tastes like candyfloss?

A yummy mummy!

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat their fingers separately!

What do ghosts put on their turkey?

Grave-y!

What did the monster eat after it had its teeth taken out?

The dentist!

On what day do monsters eat people?

Chewsday!

How do monsters like their eggs?

Terri-fried!

What noise did the witch’s cereal make?

Snap, cackle and pop!

What’s a monster favourite dessert?

Leeches and scream!