Halloween Make-up Jokes
You’ll smudge your Halloween make-up reading these eye-wateringly funny jokes!
Not enough? Don’t sweat it, we’ve got loads of monstrously funny Halloween, ghost or vampire jokes!
Why are zombies always hired as make-up artists?
Because they have to put their face on every morning!
How do ghosts put foundation on?
They brush with death!
What do make-up artists say on Halloween?
Lipstick or treat!
How do you make a jack-o-lantern pretty?
Use pump-concealer!
Why do vampires never wear make-up?
Because they can’t see their reflection!
Why do mummies always look tired?
Because daughters always steal mummies make-up!
Why could the cyclops not stop crying?
They had really good moistur-eyes-er!
Why couldn’t the wizard pick the right eyeliner?
They didn’t know witch to choose!
What’s a vampires favourite lipstick shade?
Blood red!
Why did the vampire need to get their make up on fleek?
Because there was a lot at stake!
What’s a magician’s favourite make-up?
Vanishing cream!
What kind of wand does a wizard use before a party?
A mascara wand!
The monster under my bed wouldn’t stop trying to sell me make-up…
Eyelashed out!
Why did the werewolf put lipstick on his head?
He was told to make-up his mind!
I once made a vampire blush…
But apparently vampires don’t wear make-up!
Why do vampires like make-up so much?
They’re always lurking in the eye shadows!
What’s a witch’s favourite make-up product?
Scream cream!
Why was the invisible man upset?
No one complimented his make over!
What’s a ghost’s favourite makeup product?
Concealer!
What kind of make-up do ghosts wear?
Ma-scare-a!
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