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Leopard Jokes

Looking for some leopard jokes? Check out this hiss-terical list of big cat gags!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:Β  January 17th 2022

It'd be harder to spot a funnier selection than these rib-tickling leopard jokes! For more creature chortles check out our paw-some lion jokes, these snappy alligator jokes, or even these quacking duck jokes!

Or just head on over to our main jokes page and have a wheeze on our random joke generator! Go on!

What do you call a pile of leopards?

A meow-tain!

Where does a leopard sleep?

Anywhere she wants to!

What do leopards sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells!

Christmas Sloth
Christmas Sloth

What's a leopard's favourite day?


Did you hear about the incident at the leopard enclosure?

It was a cat-astrophe!

What do you call a big cat who likes rock music?

Def Leppard!

Why do leopards eat raw meat?

Because they don't know how to cook!

What do you call a leopard with a photocopier?

A copycat!

Why don't leopards play cards in the Savannah?

Because of all the cheetahs!

Did you hear about the leopard who went to the flea circus?

He stole the whole show!

What's the difference between a Jaguar and a Leopard?

Thousands of miles!

What did the Leopard say after eating her lunch?

That hit the spot!

Did you hear about the leopard whose fur was bleached solid white?

It was recently spotted!

Which side of a leopard has more spots?

The outside!

I can’t remember if I had a cheetah or a leopard when I was a kid.

My memory is kind of spotty!

Why don’t other animals play games with leopards?

Because they think they're cheetahs!

How do you spot a leopard?

You don't - they come that way!

What do you get if you cross a Leopard with a watchdog?

A terrified Postman Pat!

Why are leopards bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always spotted!