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Lion Jokes

Who's the King of The Pun-gle? You know, like jungle? Never mind. Get a mouthful of these ROAR-some lion jokes!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 11th 2021

Are these totally wild jokes just too ferociously funny for you? We have plenty of other animal gags to choose from - from fishy wisecracks to these thigh-slapping cow jokes! And everything in-bee-tween!

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What do lions wear to sleep?

Paw-jamas!

How do lions greet other animals?

Pleased to eat you!

What do Christian lions say before they go hunting?

Let us prey!

What do you call a lion up Mount Everest?

Lost!

What’s a Lion’s favorite US state?

Maine!

A friend of mine is writing a book on African lions...

I told him paper would be much easier!

How does a lion stop a video?

He presses paws!

What's a lion's favorite football player?

Lion-el Messi!

What's a lions favorite ice cream?

Laughing monkey in front of banana slices

Mint chocolate chimp!

How do you take a lion's temperature?

Very carefully!

Why don't lions like fast food?

Because they have to catch it!

What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?

Frost bite!

Where do lions sleep?

Anywhere they want!

What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?

A dandy lion!

Why did the lion lose at cards?

Because he was playing a cheetah!

If I told you I ate zebras...

...I'd be lion!

I saw a lion get in a hot air balloon basket.

It caused quite the uproar!

Where do lions sell their unwanted stuff?

At a jungle sale!

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Why did jokes

He tasted funny!

Did you hear about the hungry lion?

He swallowed his pride!