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20 Lion Jokes That Are Roar-Some!

Who's the King of The Pun-gle? You know, like jungle? Never mind. Get a mouthful of these ROAR-some lion jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 10th 2021

Are these totally wild jokes just too ferociously funny for you? We have plenty of other animal gags to choose from - from fishy wisecracks to these thigh-slapping cow jokes! And everything in-bee-tween!

And while you're at it - don't forget to check out our Joke Generator!

What do lions wear to sleep?


How do lions greet other animals?

Pleased to eat you!

What do Christian lions say before they go hunting?

Let us prey!

What do you call a lion up Mount Everest?


What’s a Lion’s favorite US state?


A friend of mine is writing a book on African lions...

I told him paper would be much easier!

How does a lion stop a video?

He presses paws!

What's a lion's favorite football player?

Lion-el Messi!

What's a lions favorite ice cream?

Mint chocolate chimp!

Laughing monkey in front of banana slices

How do you take a lion's temperature?

Very carefully!

Why don't lions like fast food?

Because they have to catch it!

What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?

Frost bite!

Where do lions sleep?

Anywhere they want!

What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?

A dandy lion!

Why did the lion lose at cards?

Because he was playing a cheetah!

If I told you I ate zebras...

...I'd be lion!

I saw a lion get in a hot air balloon basket.

It caused quite the uproar!

Where do lions sell their unwanted stuff?

At a jungle sale!

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

He tasted funny!

Why did jokes

Did you hear about the hungry lion?

He swallowed his pride!