20 Lion Jokes That Are Roar-Some!
Who's the King of The Pun-gle? You know, like jungle? Never mind. Get a mouthful of these ROAR-some lion jokes!
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What do lions wear to sleep?
Paw-jamas!
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How do lions greet other animals?
Pleased to eat you!
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What do Christian lions say before they go hunting?
Let us prey!
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What do you call a lion up Mount Everest?
Lost!
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What’s a Lion’s favorite US state?
Maine!
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A friend of mine is writing a book on African lions...
I told him paper would be much easier!
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How does a lion stop a video?
He presses paws!
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What's a lion's favorite football player?
Lion-el Messi!
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What's a lions favorite ice cream?
Mint chocolate chimp!
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How do you take a lion's temperature?
Very carefully!
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Why don't lions like fast food?
Because they have to catch it!
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What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?
Frost bite!
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Where do lions sleep?
Anywhere they want!
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What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?
A dandy lion!
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Why did the lion lose at cards?
Because he was playing a cheetah!
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If I told you I ate zebras...
...I'd be lion!
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I saw a lion get in a hot air balloon basket.
It caused quite the uproar!
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Where do lions sell their unwanted stuff?
At a jungle sale!
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Why did the lion spit out the clown?
He tasted funny!
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Did you hear about the hungry lion?
He swallowed his pride!
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