Who’s the King of The Pun-gle? You know, like jungle? Never mind. Get a mouthful of these ROAR-some lion jokes!
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What do lions wear to sleep?
How do lions greet other animals?
Pleased to eat you!
What do Christian lions say before they go hunting?
Let us prey!
What do you call a lion up Mount Everest?
What’s a Lion’s favorite US state?
A friend of mine is writing a book on African lions…
I told him paper would be much easier!
How does a lion stop a video?
He presses paws!
What’s a lion’s favorite football player?
What’s a lions favorite ice cream?
Mint chocolate chimp!
How do you take a lion’s temperature?
Why don’t lions like fast food?
Because they have to catch it!
What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?
Where do lions sleep?
Anywhere they want!
What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?
A dandy lion!
Why did the lion lose at cards?
Because he was playing a cheetah!
If I told you I ate zebras…
…I’d be lion!
I saw a lion get in a hot air balloon basket.
It caused quite the uproar!
Where do lions sell their unwanted stuff?
At a jungle sale!
Why did the lion spit out the clown?
He tasted funny!
Did you hear about the hungry lion?
He swallowed his pride!