20 Library Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Laugh
Are you a bona-fide bookworm? We're shhhhhhh-ure you'll enjoy these lol-worthy library jokes!
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"Have you got any books on turtles?" asked the boy to the librarian.
"Hard back?" "Yes, with little heads."
What do Turkish librarians eat for lunch?
What does a librarian say when they hear a bad joke？
What's a cat's favorite book?
The Prince and the paw-purr!
What has a spine, but no bones?
What's a snakes favourite part of the library?
The hisssssssss-tory section!
What do you call a book that's about the brain?
A mind reader!
What do you call a teacher who never farts in the library?
A private tutor!
Where does the library keep books about Big Foot?
In the large print section!
Why did the ghost keep coming back to the library?
He went through his books too quickly!
Why did the librarian fall over?
She was in the non-friction section!
Why can't you get into the World's biggest library?
It's always overbooked!
What do you call a fox in a library?
Why did the chicken leave the library saying 'book, book book'?
Because that's the noise chickens make!
Man: Could I buy some chocolate biscuits? Librarian: This is a library!
Man: (whispers) Could I buy some chocolate biscuits?
What did the frog say when he went to the library?
Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!
I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain.
But someone had pulled the appendix out!
Which building is the tallest?
The library ... it has the most stories!
Where do library books like to sleep?
Under their covers!
Why did the bird fly into the library?
Because he was looking for bookworms!