30 Library Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Laugh!
Are you a bona-fide bookworm? We're shhhhhhh-ure you'll enjoy these lol-worthy library jokes!
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Why did Dracula join the library?
He wanted to get his teeth into a good book!
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What is Yeti's favourite book?
Hairy Potter!
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Why did the child always read a book in their wardrobe?
Narnia business!
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Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It's always overbooked!
![A bearded librarian holding books](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Librarian.jpg?w=780)
A book fell on my head...
I can only blame my shelf!
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Why do witches make the best authors?
They always run spell check!
![A witch](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/image.png?w=780)
Which vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas!
![Boiled peas](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/image-32.png?w=780)
Once I got thrown out of a library for being a mime...
Because actions speak louder than words!
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Why is a maths text book always unhappy?
It always has a lot of problems!
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What do you call a teacher who never farts in the library?
A private tutor!
![Woman holding her nose and fart clouds](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/fart-cloud.jpg?w=780)
What do librarians use to go fishing?
Bookworms!
![a worm coming out of an apple](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/36391_apple-joke.jpg?w=780)
What do Turkish librarians eat for lunch?
Shhh kebabs!
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What does a librarian say when they hear a bad jokeuff1f
Ba-dum-SHHHHuff01
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What's a cat's favorite book?
The Prince and the paw-purr!
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What has a spine, but no bones?
A book!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/7-1.jpg?quality=76&strip=all&w=1024)
What's a snakes favourite part of the library?
The hisssssssss-tory section!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/snake.jpg?quality=76&strip=all&w=1024)
What do you call a book that's about the brain?
A mind reader!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/brain.jpg?quality=76&strip=all&w=1024)
What do you call a teacher who never farts in the library?
A private tutor!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/fart.jpg?quality=76&strip=all&w=1024)
Where does the library keep books about Big Foot?
In the large print section!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/big-foot.jpg?quality=76&strip=all&w=1024)
Why did the ghost keep coming back to the library?
He went through his books too quickly!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/vroom.jpg?quality=76&strip=all&w=1024)
Why did the librarian fall over?
She was in the non-friction section!
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Why can't you get into the World's biggest library?
It's always overbooked!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/misc.jpg?quality=76&strip=all&w=1024)
What do you call a fox in a library?
Well red!
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Why did the chicken leave the library saying 'book, book book'?
Because that's the noise chickens make!
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Man: Could I buy some chocolate biscuits? Librarian: This is a library!
Man: (whispers) Could I buy some chocolate biscuits?
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What did the frog say when he went to the library?
Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!
![A selection of hard backed books](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/77451_books_back.jpg)
I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain.
But someone had pulled the appendix out!
![book jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/61551_gen72.jpg)
Which building is the tallest?
The library ... it has the most stories!
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Where do library books like to sleep?
Under their covers!
![A pile of books having a nap](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/80361_209adadc5ebae4aff79fbc6bbe9e396cbe81a161f3ff597b18e94ce33229.jpg)
Why did the bird fly into the library?
Because he was looking for bookworms!
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