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30 Library Jokes That Are Bound To Make You Laugh!

Are you a bona-fide bookworm? We're shhhhhhh-ure you'll enjoy these lol-worthy library jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  March 14th 2024

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Why did Dracula join the library?

He wanted to get his teeth into a good book!

What is Yeti's favourite book?

Hairy Potter!

Why did the child always read a book in their wardrobe?

Narnia business!

Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?

It's always overbooked!

A bearded librarian holding books

A book fell on my head...

I can only blame my shelf!

Why do witches make the best authors?

They always run spell check!

A witch

Which vegetables do librarians like?

Quiet peas!

Boiled peas

Once I got thrown out of a library for being a mime...

Because actions speak louder than words!

Why is a maths text book always unhappy?

It always has a lot of problems!

What do you call a teacher who never farts in the library?

A private tutor!

Woman holding her nose and fart clouds

What do librarians use to go fishing? 


a worm coming out of an apple
a worm coming out of an apple

What do Turkish librarians eat for lunch?

Shhh kebabs!

What does a librarian say when they hear a bad jokeuff1f


What's a cat's favorite book?

The Prince and the paw-purr!

What has a spine, but no bones?

A book!

What's a snakes favourite part of the library?

The hisssssssss-tory section!

What do you call a book that's about the brain?

A mind reader!

What do you call a teacher who never farts in the library?

A private tutor!

Where does the library keep books about Big Foot?

In the large print section!

Why did the ghost keep coming back to the library?

He went through his books too quickly!

Why did the librarian fall over?

She was in the non-friction section!

Why can't you get into the World's biggest library?

It's always overbooked!

What do you call a fox in a library?

Well red!

Why did the chicken leave the library saying 'book, book book'?

Because that's the noise chickens make!

Man: Could I buy some chocolate biscuits? Librarian: This is a library!

Man: (whispers) Could I buy some chocolate biscuits?

What did the frog say when he went to the library?

Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!

A selection of hard backed books

I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain.

But someone had pulled the appendix out!

book jokes

Which building is the tallest?

The library ... it has the most stories!

Where do library books like to sleep?

Under their covers!

A pile of books having a nap

Why did the bird fly into the library?

Because he was looking for bookworms!