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What did the lobster cowboy say?
I've not seen my pet lobster in months...
I'm afraid it's a lost claws!
Why did the lobster cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
How do lobsters answer the phone?
Where does a lobster keep it’s clothes?
In it's claw-set!
Where do crabs and lobsters catch their trains?
Did you hear about the lobster that rode a sea mammal into battle?
He did it on porpoise!
Why was the ocean screaming?
You would too if you had lobsters on your bottom!
What do lobsters drink in the morning?
What do you call a lobster that’s afraid of tight spaces?
Did you hear about the lobster that went to the party?
It pulled a mussel!
What do you call an annoyed lobster?
What part of the bread factory would lobsters work in?
The crust station!
Who gives lobsters their Christmas presents?
Why don't lobsters share?
Because they're shellfish!
Excuse me waiter, do you have a lobster tail?
"Of course! Once upon a time there was a lobster called Larry..."
Where do lobsters park their public transport vehicles?
At the bustacean!
What do you call a crab that throws things gently up in the air?
It's not a crab, it's a lobster!
I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night...
Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious!
Why did the lobster giggle?
Because the sea weed!