Moon Landing Jokes

Looking for some stellar moon landing jokes? We are light years ahead of you. Check out Beano's collection of moon landing jokes for some astronomical laughs!

Fun Fact: July 21st 2019 marks the 50th anniversary of the first human, Neil Armstrong, to set foot on the moon. He said the surface felt like powdered charcoal. 

So not cheese then? 

Launch yourself into a fit of laughter with Beano's hilarious moon landing jokes!

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Where did Neil Armstrong go when he landed on the moon?

Starbucks!

Why did the astronaut insist on having wifi when he landed on the moon?

To update his Spacebook status!

How do we know the man on the moon is bald?

He has no 'air!

Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.

He's over the moon!

Why does no one trust the man on the moon?

Because he has a dark side!

Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?

Moonday!

The moon may not be made of cheese...

But I bet it tastes out of this world!

What’s longest purple thing on earth you can see from the moon?

The grape wall of China!

What did the US give Russia for landing on the moon after them?

A constellation prize!

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases!

Why do astronauts prefer the taste of Moon rock over the taste of Earth rock?

Because it's a little meaty-or!

What do you call somebody who is in love with the moon?

A lunartic!

What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?

I guess you had to be there!

What do moon people do after they get married?

Go on their honeyearth!

Why did the moon not eat his dinner?

It was a full moon!

How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?

He apollo-gises!

What do you call Neil Armstrong's alarm clock?

A lunartick!

What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams!

How did Neil Armstrong get a haircut on the moon?

Eclipsed it!

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