20 Moose Jokes & Puns That Are Very A-moose-zing
Make no moose-take - these are the best moose jokes and puns around!
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How do moose do maths?
With a cow-culator!
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What do moose have for breakfast?
Moose-li!
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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a moose?
A cari-boo!
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What's got antlers and comes with a spoon?
A chocolate moose!
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Who makes moose films?
The deer-ector!
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What's got antlers and plays the guitar?
A moose-ician!
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What do you call a sleeping moose?
A bull dozer!
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What's a moose's favourite type of entertainment?
Moose-icals!
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I've got a good moose joke...
But maybe you've already herd it!
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If you think deer are funny...
You moosed be joking!
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Why should you breed moose?
It's how you get big bucks!
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Do you know this elk?
It's fa-moose!
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Why didn't the moose play darts?
She didn't want to hit a bulls eye!
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What do you call a caribou in disguise?
Anony-moose!
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How do elks communicate?
Moose code!
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What's the difference between a cow and an elk?
One moos, the other moose!
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Where do elks go for fun?
The a-moose-ment park!
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What did the moose dress up as for Halloween?
A scary-bou!
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Why did the moose get braces?
He had buck teeth!
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Where do elks get their news?
The moose-paper!
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