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20 Moose Jokes & Puns That Are Very A-moose-zing

Make no moose-take - these are the best moose jokes and puns around!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  November 17th 2022

We know you need some great moose jokes - and we're here to elk! These funny moose jokes will carry-bou you through any day! And if you liked these, check out more animal jokes here! How about these punny monkey jokes? Or maybe you're in need of some lol-worthy leopard jokes? We've even got these toad-ally hilarious toad jokes! And theres loads more laughs on our main jokes page!

How do moose do maths?

With a cow-culator!

What do moose have for breakfast?


What do you get if you cross a ghost and a moose?

A cari-boo!

What's got antlers and comes with a spoon?

A chocolate moose!

Who makes moose films?

The deer-ector!

What's got antlers and plays the guitar?

A moose-ician!

What do you call a sleeping moose?

A bull dozer!

What's a moose's favourite type of entertainment?


I've got a good moose joke...

But maybe you've already herd it!

If you think deer are funny...

You moosed be joking!

Why should you breed moose?

It's how you get big bucks!

Do you know this elk?

It's fa-moose!

Why didn't the moose play darts?

She didn't want to hit a bulls eye!

What do you call a caribou in disguise?


How do elks communicate?

Moose code!

What's the difference between a cow and an elk?

One moos, the other moose!

Where do elks go for fun?

The a-moose-ment park!

What did the moose dress up as for Halloween?

A scary-bou!

Why did the moose get braces?

He had buck teeth!

Where do elks get their news?

The moose-paper!