20 Best Mummy Jokes & Puns for Kids on Halloween
These funny mummy jokes won't leave you wound up! Check out our hilarious mummy jokes and share them with your mates!
These mummy jokes are to die for! And if you liked these, get your fangs into these spooky Dracula Jokes! Or how about tickling your funny bone with these Skeleton Jokes! We've even got some punny Pumpkin Jokes! And check out even more hilarity on our Jokes Hub, where we've got hundreds more jokes!
What's the most important day in Egypt?
Mummy's day!
Why was the pharaoh sad?
He missed his mummy!
What did the mummy study at university?
Cryptology!
What's a mummy's biggest weakness?
Crypt-onite!
Why should you never live with a mummy?
They always use up all the loo roll!
Mummy jokes...
They get a bad wrap!
What do mummies eat for lunch?
Wraps!
What sort of makeup do mummies wear?
Ma-scare-a!
What sort of roads do mummies live on?
Dead ends!
What music do mummies listen to?
Rap!
Where do mummies go swimming?
The Dead Sea!
Why should you never hang out with a mummy?
It's a grave mistake!
What sort of doctor do mummies go to?
A Cairo-practor!
What do mummies do on special occasions?
They get gift wrapped!
Who did the mummy bring to the prom?
His ghoul friend!
What did the pharaoh say when he had a nightmare?
Where's my mummy!
Why shouldn't you be friends with a mummy?
They're too wrapped up in themselves!
What did the archaeologist do when she found a mummy?
She kept it under wraps!
What kind of coffee do mummies drink?
De-coffin-nated!
Why was the mummy so tense?
It was all wound up!
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