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Ultimate 20 Best Panda Jokes & Puns for Kids

These panda jokes, puns and one-liners are un-bear-ievably funny!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  November 17th 2022

Have you got a soft-spot for these cuddly bamboo-chomping bears? Well pandas aren't just cute - they're pretty funny as well! So paws what you're doing and read a few of these hilarious panda jokes and puns! You can rest assured that each and every one of these is kid safe, and vetted by our specialist team of joke-writing pandas. Sorry, humans (in panda costumes).

If you're looking for more joke panda-monium, check out these hilarious hippo jokes, these otter-ly laughable otter jokes, or even these great gorilla gags! And we've got a whole load more animal stuff right here - so take your pick of the very best facts, jokes and quizzes all about the natural world!

Ok, so - ready to find out what's invisible and smells like bamboo? Or what ghost pandas eat? Then keep scrolling - it's time for 20 of the best panda jokes & puns for kids EVER!

Let's go!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why do pandas hold strong opinions?

They’re black and white creatures!

What's black and white with red dots?

A panda with chickenpox!

What’s the difference between a panda and a polar bear?

A few thousand miles!

What do you get if you cross a panda bear and a harp?

A bear-faced lyre!

What do you call a large group of sick pandas?

A panda-emic!

Did you hear about the party at the zoo?

It was panda-monium!

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?

A panda rolling down a hill!

Quick - this panda is hurt!

Someone call the bamboolance!

Bacon jokes

To spell Panda, all you need is

P and A!

Sorry I didn't reply, I've been handcuffed to a panda

Bear with me!

What’s a panda’s biggest life regret?

They'll never had a selfie in color!

What’s invisible and smells like bamboo?

Panda farts!

What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?

Peter Panda!

What do pandas pack for camping trips?

The bear minimum!

What does a panda ghost eat?


A ghost floating against a pink background

What kind of socks do pandas wear?

They don't, they have bear feet!

What do you get if you put a panda underneath a rainbow?

A damp panda!

How does a panda make pancakes in the morning?

With a pan... duh!

Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they're black and white!