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20 Pineapple Jokes Bursting With Vitamin Lolz!

Here's a collection of pineapple jokes bursting with vitamin LOLZ!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  December 22nd 2021

Here's some of the tastiest jokes available anywhere. Once you've calmed down after digesting these sweet gags, why not check out our avocado jokes, vegetable jokes, or if you're after something completely different, look at these awesome light bulb jokes. They're guaranteed to brighten your day!

What is a bank card's favourite fruit?

A PIN-apple!

How did the pineapple feel after losing a game of football?

They were crushed!

What is a tree's favourite type of fruit?


A laughing pineapple wearing sunglasses

Why was the pineapple suddenly left alone?

Because the banana split!

Why was the pineapple uncomfortable in the fruit shop?

Pear pressure!

What do you call a computer covered in fruit chunks?

Pineapple Mac!

What do you call a pineapple that plays the trumpet?

Tooty fruity!

How do you make a pineapple turnover?

Roll them down a hill!

Did you hear about the person who tried to make a pineapple smoothie without any pineapples?

Their efforts were fruitless!

Why did the pineapple go out with a grape?ย 

They couldn't find a date!

What do you a call a pineapple who steps on Lego?


What do you call a French pineapple snake?


How does a pineapple answer a phone call?


Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

What do you call a pineapple in a fenced off area?

Pineapple pen!

What do you call a pineapple in a washing machine?

Pineapple turnover!

What do you get when we cross a pineapple and a pig?

A porky pine!

What do you call a computer that grows on a Christmas tree?

A PineApple!

A laughing pineapple in front of a pizza background

When is an apple not an apple?

When it's a pineapple!

What's a hedgehogs favourite fruit?

A spineapple!