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20 Robin Jokes That Are Really Tweet!

These Robin jokes are some of the best side-kick sillies you'll hear all day! So pop on your cape and get ready to giggle!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  February 4th 2022

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Why was the Joker in a tree?

He was trying to find Robin's nest!

What happened when the Joker steamrollered Batman and Robin?

They became Flatman and Ribbon!

Who does Robin play cricket with?


What did Batman and Robin do when they went shopping?

Got ham!

What's Robin's favourite part of a joke?

The PUNCH line!

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He'd be Robin!

Where does Robin go when he needs the loo?

The batroom!

What does Robin put in his drinks?


What's Robin's favourite move?

The side-kick!

What do you call Robin in a hoodie?

Robin Hood!

Why doesn't Robin like Mr. Freeze?

He always gives him the cold shoulder!

Why was Robin upset?

He Bruised Wayne!

How many caped crusaders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer the dark!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

'Get in the Batmobile, Robin!'

What does Batman put on his Christmas cards?

A robin!

Why does Robin hate camping?

Poison Ivy!

What do Batman and Robin drink?


Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Robin had eaten all the worms!

Where does Swiss cheese come from?

Holey cows, batman!

Why does Robin always play with white chess pieces?

Batman always has to be the dark knight!