Trampoline Jokes
These hilarious trampoline jokes will definitely put a spring in your step!
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I trained as a trampoline instructor
So I always have something to fall back on!
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What should you wear on a trampoline?
A jumpsuit!
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Analogies are like bagels on a trampoline
They don't always work!
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I started a trampoline business in Prague. Business is good...
But the Czechs keep bouncing!
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Just bought my friend an extra-bouncy trampoline
He was over the moon!
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I have a phobia of trampolines
They always make me jump!
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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?
A wooly jumper!
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I've been washing my trampoline
It was time for the spring cleaning!
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Did you hear about the company selling trampolines to fortune tellers?
Prophets are going through the roof!
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I used to work at a trampoline factory
It had it's ups and downs!
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I put my foot through a trampoline last week...
I've had a spring in my step ever since!
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My trampoline died today...
RIP!
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I was the first person to install trampolines on musicians tour buses
Now everyone's jumping on the bandwagon!
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What do you call a trampoline park security guard?
A bouncer!
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Doctor, doctor! I'm as sick as a trampoline
Don't worry, you'll soon bounce back!
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Did you hear about the inventor of the trampoline?
Nice guy. A bit jumpy, though!
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What sound does a plane make on a trampoline?
Boeing!
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What's a trampoline's favourite season?
Spring!
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I replaced my friend's bed with a trampoline...
They hit the roof!
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What do you get when a cow jumps on a trampoline?
Mikshake!
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