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Trampoline Jokes

These hilarious trampoline jokes will definitely put a spring in your step!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 28th 2021

You'll jump for joy at these terrific trampoline jokes! Looking for more funnies? Take a look at these tennis jokes, these dance jokes - or for something completely different, try out these totally gross jokes!

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I trained as a trampoline instructor

So I always have something to fall back on!

What should you wear on a trampoline?

A jumpsuit!

Analogies are like bagels on a trampoline

They don't always work!

I started a trampoline business in Prague. Business is good...

But the Czechs keep bouncing!

Just bought my friend an extra-bouncy trampoline

He was over the moon!

I have a phobia of trampolines

They always make me jump!

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?

A wooly jumper!

I've been washing my trampoline

It was time for the spring cleaning!

Did you hear about the company selling trampolines to fortune tellers?

Prophets are going through the roof!

I used to work at a trampoline factory

It had it's ups and downs!

I put my foot through a trampoline last week...

I've had a spring in my step ever since!

My trampoline died today...


I was the first person to install trampolines on musicians tour buses

Now everyone's jumping on the bandwagon!

What do you call a trampoline park security guard?

A bouncer!

Doctor, doctor! I'm as sick as a trampoline

Don't worry, you'll soon bounce back!

Did you hear about the inventor of the trampoline?

Nice guy. A bit jumpy, though!

What sound does a plane make on a trampoline?


What's a trampoline's favourite season?


I replaced my friend's bed with a trampoline...

They hit the roof!

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What do you get when a cow jumps on a trampoline?