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20 Terrific Transformers Jokes!

Roll out for these side-splitting Transformers jokes! You'll be wheezing with laughter - it might just transform your day!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  January 8th 2024

Whether you're an Autobot or a Decepticon, you're gonna love these Transformers-themed jokes! You're bound to turn from a sensible straight-faced person into a giggling mess - it'll be a transformative experience!

Want more Transformers? We can help! Why not find out your Transformer name? Or have a go at our trivia quiz?

Which Transformer is always travelling?


Which Decepticon would make a great Viking god?


What is a Transformer’s favourite part of going to the cinema?

The trailers!

What do baby Transformers travel in?

Optimus Prams!

What is Optimus Prime’s favourite genre of music?


Which Transformer should you never play cards with?


What’s a Megatron’s favourite genre of music?

Power metal!

Why do Transformers use Amazon?

Because they get Prime shipping!

How do Decepticons keep their houses safe?

With a Grimlock!

What do you do when your phone dies during a storm?

You get a Windcharger!

What’s red, blue, black, silver, and yellow?

Optimus Prime and Megatron fighting over a banana!

Why was Bumblebee’s paint job so bad?

He didn’t use enough Optimus Primer!

My girlfriend told me she’s break up with me if I don’t stop acting like a Transformer…

I told her I can change!

What do you call flying Transformers?

Robots in da skies!

What do you call an Autobot in denial?

A car!

What do you call a race for Transformers?

A Megathon!

Why do Transformers always watch the news?

The love to keep up with current events!

What do you call a Transformer who robs banks?

Optimus Crime!

What do you get when you mix a Transformer with a cow?

Optimus Prime rib!

I just flew back from a Transformers convention…

Boy, are my arms tires!