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Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
Can I tell you a vegan joke?
Don’t worry, it’s not cheesy!
What did the lettuce say to the celery?
‘Are you stalking me?’
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
What did one vegetarian say to the other?
‘We must stop meat-ing like this!’
If vegetarians eat vegetables…
What do humanitarians eat?!
Why did the vegetarian turn down the job at the green grocers?
The celery was unacceptable!
Why didn’t Noah have any vegetables on the ark?
He didn’t want a leek!
What’s a librarian’s favourite vegetable?
What does a vegetarian get on their birthday?
A carrot cake!
Did you hear about the vegetarian band?
They had some really good beets!
What sort of dog does a vegetarian have?
What do vegetarians call the basement?
What do you get in a vegetarian’s attic?
Corn on the cob-webs!
What did the vegetarian beauty queen ask for?
How do vegetarians mend their clothes?
With a vegetable patch!
Why aren’t vegetarians allowed on buses?
They take up too mushroom!
Do you remember meeting that vegetarian girl?
No, I’d never met herbivore!
I’m not sure about becoming a vegetarian
It could be a huge missed-steak
Why did the vegetarian protest get shut down?
Some private information got leeked!