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Bananaman Jokes

Get your sides splitting with these bonkers Bananaman jokes... they pack a punch!

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Why did Bananaman go to the hairdresser?

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Because he had split ends!

Why did Bananaman go out with a prune?

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Because he couldn’t find a date!

What does Bananaman call 2 banana skins on the floor?

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A pair of slippers!

Why does Bananaman tell jokes as he runs?

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Because he’s an action comic!

What’s Bananaman’s favourite drink?

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Fruit punch!

What does Bananaman eat for dessert?

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Bananaflan!

What is Bananaman’s favourite band?

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Bananarama!

How many criminals can Bananaman catch?

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5 a day!

What do the citizens of Beanotown call Bananaman?

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The man of peel!

Why did Bananaman go to the doctor?

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He had yellow skin!

What does Bananaman say when he answers the phone?

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Yellow!

What does Bananaman dress up as on Halloween?

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A boonana!

How does Bananaman style his hair?

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In bunches!

What is Bananaman’s favourite clothing brand?

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Banana Republic!

What’s Bananaman’s favourite dance move?

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The banana splits!

Why does Bananaman eat bananas?

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He finds them a-peeling!

Why does Bananaman always wear SPF 30?

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So he doesn’t peel!

Where does Bananaman buy his super suit from?

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Dolce and Banana!

How does Bananaman get downstairs?

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He slides down the bananaster!

Why did Bananaman go to the doctor?

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He wasn’t peeling very well!

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