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20 Bananaman Jokes That Are Super A-peeling

Get your sides splitting with these bonkers Bananaman jokes... they pack a punch!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  August 12th 2021

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Why did Bananaman go to the hairdresser?

Because he had split ends!

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Why did Bananaman go out with a prune?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What does Bananaman call 2 banana skins on the floor?

A pair of slippers!

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Why does Bananaman tell jokes as he runs?

Because he's an action comic!

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What's Bananaman's favourite drink?

Fruit punch!

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What does Bananaman eat for dessert?

Bananaflan!

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What is Bananaman's favourite band?

Bananarama!

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How many criminals can Bananaman catch?

5 a day!

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What do the citizens of Beanotown call Bananaman?

The man of peel!

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Why did Bananaman go to the doctor?

He had yellow skin!

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What does Bananaman say when he answers the phone?

Yellow!

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What does Bananaman dress up as on Halloween?

A boonana!

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How does Bananaman style his hair?

In bunches!

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What is Bananaman's favourite clothing brand?

Banana Republic!

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What's Bananaman's favourite dance move?

The banana splits!

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Why does Bananaman eat bananas?

He finds them a-peeling!

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Why does Bananaman always wear SPF 30?

So he doesn't peel!

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Where does Bananaman buy his super suit from?

Dolce and Banana!

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How does Bananaman get downstairs?

He slides down the bananaster!

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Why did Bananaman go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well!

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