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Biochemistry Jokes

These biochemistry jokes are gene-ius! Take a peak at these funny biochemistry jokes and have a laugh!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:Β  November 19th 2021

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How do biochemists meet each other?

Carbon-dating!

I once made a DNA joke but no one laughed...

I guess my thymine was off!

I wish I was adenine…

Then I could get paired with U!

What do fancy biochemists wear?

Designer genes!

What did the nurse say to the blood donor?

'B positive!'

Why wasn't the DNA allowed into the restaurant?

They had a no genes policy!

What did one strand of DNA say to the other?

'Stop copying me!'

What do you get if you rearrange DNA?

AND!

What did one biochemist say to the other?

'Stop cloning around!'

What's a pirate's favourite amino acid?Β 

Arrrrrrginine!

Why did the recessive gene decide to go to therapy?

It wanted to express itself!

What grants DNA-related wishes?

A gene-ie!

Where do biochemists go when it's hot?

The gene pool!

What do you call DNA you inherit?

Hand-me-down genes!

What do you call confident DNA?

A dominant gene!

Why didn't anyone buy the biochemist's book?

It was a hard cell!

What kind of photos do biochemists take?

Cell-fies!

Why do biochemists like to travel?

To feel more cultured!

Why was the cell sad?

His parents just split!

What do you call an organic compound that's nasty?

a-mean-o acid!