Britains Got Talent Jokes
You'll be Simon Cowell-ing with laughter at these terrific TV jokes! But are they the best in Britain? You can be the judge of that!
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What TV show did the unicyclist enter?
Britainâs Got Balance!
Whatâs a witchâs favourite TV show?
Wiccanâs Got Talent!
What did the cow sing on Britainâs Got Talent?
I like to moooove it mooove it!
Did you hear about the laptop that won Britainâs Got Talent?
It was A Dell!
Why did the Shetland pony get voted of Britainâs Got Talent?
It was a little hoarse!
Did you hear some underwear and a chicken are hosting Britainâs Got Talent this year?
Theyâre called Pant and Peck!
What did the planet Saturn sing on Britainâs Got Talent?
If you like it then you should've put a ring on it!
Why do so many cats enter Britainâs Got Talent?
Because theyâre so mewsical!
I was so shocked at Britainâs Got Talent last night
There were only 4 advert breaks!
Why did the Britainâs Got Talent contestant sound like an apartment?
Her voice was a little flat!
What did King Arthur call his castle-building reality show? Â
Britainâs Moat Talent!
Nike are sponsoring Britainâs Got Talent this year. Their slogan?
Just duet!
Why did the scarecrow get thrown off Britainâs Got Talent?
His performance was a bit wooden!
What did the mushroom sing on Britainâs Got Talent?
We are the Champignons!
Why did the fish win Britainâs Got Talent?
He knew his scales!
What did the pirate do on Britainâs Got Talent?
He played the guit-arrrrr!
Why doesnât Simon Cowell order takeaways?
He always says the delivery is terrible!
Did you hear about the pair of scissors that wanted to be on Britainâs Got Talent?
It didnât make the cut!
What is a dragon's favourite TV show?
Britain's Got Talons!
Whatâs a goatâs favorite TV show?
Britainâs Goat Talent!
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