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20 Wheely Funny Bus Jokes!

Ding ding! This stop for some hilarious bus jokes - you'll be wheeling with laughter at these!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 23rd 2023

Getting the bus isn't always a barrel of laughs - but luckily, these bus jokes are! So step up, pay your fare and find a comfy seat - you're about to transported to Laughtertown! And stay around for some more jokes - we've got corkers about irons, motorbikes, and trains!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

Poke-'em-on!

“Does the bus stop by the river?”

“If it doesn’t, there’ll be a very big splash!”

How do bees travel?

By buzz!

Which bus crossed the ocean?

Colum-bus!

Did you hear about the Transport Minister who was obsessed with green fuels?

He wanted all the buses to run on thyme!

What happens when you run in front of a bus?

You get tired!

What happens when you run behind a bus?

You get exhausted!

What did the bus driver say to the frog?

"Hop on!"

Bus ticket inspectors…

You’ve just gotta hand it to them!

Is it a good idea to hop on a bus?

No, you should just sit like everyone else!

I didn’t like being a bus driver…

I was convinced everyone was talking behind my back!

I always go the extra mile at work…

That’s why I lost my job as a bus conductor!

At which end of the bus is it better to get off?

Doesn’t matter, both ends stop!

What will you find on an electric bus?

A conductor!

What is yellow and can’t swim?

A school bus!

Do buses run on time?

Nope, they use diesel!

What’s the difference between a cold and a bus driver?

A bus driver knows the stops, while a cold stops the nose!

I couldn’t get my kettle to work this morning…

So I took the bus instead!

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing!

How do you catch a bus?

By thinking like a bus!