25 Hil-EAR-ious Ear Jokes!
These jokes will have you grinning from ear to ear!
Ears! Odds are, you have a pair of them, and aren't they useful - how else would hear amazing jokes? We've rounded up some of the best jokes about ears for you - they're just EAR-resistable! Then afterwards, if you still need to hear more jokes, we've got LOADS for you! Try these toe-tally hilarious toe jokes, these cerebral brain jokes, and these nutty neck jokes!
I told my doctor I was deaf in my left ear. He said “Are you sure?”
I said, “I’m definite!”
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What do you call an elephant made of ears?
The answer is entirely earelephant!
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What do you call a bear with three ears?
A bearearear!
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I tried to listen to the match the other day...
I just ended up burning my ear!
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I had a strawberry growing out of my ear…
The doctor told me to put some cream on it!
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What do you call someone who can hear things a hundred miles away?
A super-hear-o!
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What’s it called when you have a jingling in your left ear but not your right?
Earring loss!
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How do you make your ears pop?
Try some sparkly earrings!
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Why can’t your earlobe be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
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“It’s a long tale…” said the snake…
“I’m all ears!” said the elephant!
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I used to play guitar by ear…
Then I realised it was better to use my hands!
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What do you call the night before an ear operation?
New Ears Eve!
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I’ve never seen the inside of my ears…
But I've heard good things!
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What do you call friends with Airpods?
Earbuds!
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What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you want, he can't hear you!
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Why did the pianist keep slamming his head on the keyboard?
He was playing by ear!
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What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers!
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How do mountains hear?
With mountaineers!
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A man goes to the doctor with jelly, cream and sponge cake in his ear…
The doctor says, “Looks like you’re a trifle deaf!”
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A man goes to the doctor with lettuce sticking out of his ear…
The doctor says, “That’s just the tip of the iceberg!”
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How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: his left ear, his right ear, and his Final Frontier!
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How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer!
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What do you call a bear with a missing ear?
B!
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How do elephants stay cool in the jungle?
Ear conditioning!
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Why don’t scarecrows share their secrets?
Because the corn has ears...
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