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High School Musical Jokes

Are you a fan of this Disney singalong classic? Get'cha head in the game and check out our list of super funny High School Musical jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  May 15th 2022

On the hunt for some highly amusing High School Musical jokes? This is what you've been looking for! Geddit? Like the song from High School Musical? Never mind. These jokes are definitely funnier than that one, we promise!

If you'd rather check out some of our other jokes, we've got plenty to pick from! There's Disney jokes, Monsters Inc jokes, and even Nemo jokes! And don't forget to take a look at our main jokes page for EVEN MORE LOLs!

How does Troy get his pet koala to sleep?

By singing a koala-by!

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Why does singing practise sound so bad in Gabriella’s small apartment?

It’s a little flat!

What’s Troy’s favourite place to eat after basketball practise?

Dunkin’ Donuts!

The lighting team did a great job in High School musical

It was spot on!

I’m excited for the High School Musical sequel about puns

I love a play on words!

Reverse origami is Sharpay’s favourite sport

She loves watching it unfold!

Why does Gabriella wear glasses in maths lessons?

It helps with division!

What did coach Bolton say to the broken vending machine? 

Give me my quarter back!

Gold, silver and bronze medals

Why did Gabriella go up the ladder during her musical number?

To reach the high notes! 

Why do ghosts love watching High School Musical?

They love booing performances!

What's a cheerleader's favorite color?


Why does Troy hate new technology?

He doesn't like betas! 

What has forty feet and sings?

The school choir!

Clean feet in a bath

Why do the cheerleaders need a pilot’s license?

Because they do so many aerials!

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

In the piano!

What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a musical rehearsal?

A yam session!

Troy told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.

I replied, “Is that a fret?”

What do you call Troy’s set of singing dentures?

Falsetto teeth!

Teeth jokes
Teeth jokes

Why did Troy say "break a leg" before an audition?

It's so that they'll end up in a cast!

What did the abbot say when a monk showed up for a musical audition with no sheet music?

You've got no chants!