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Kangaroo Jokes

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  October 28th 2021

These kangaroo jokes are mar-SUPER-ial! If these jokes made you jump for joy, check out our crocodile jokes for more Australian funnies! We've also got these quacking duck jokes and some funny flamingo jokes too! And of course, even more lols over on our jokes hub!

Where do sick kangaroos go?

The hopsital!

Why are kangaroos so positive?

They're called KANgaroos, not CAN'Tgaroos!

What do you call a big group of wallabies?

A gangaroo!

What do kangaroos love to eat?

MarSOUPial!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A jump rope!

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato!

What's a kangaroo's favourite exercise?

Jumping jacks!

What do fashionable kangaroos wear?

Jumpsuits!

How can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Because the Empire State Building can't jump!

What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?

Hop on!

What's a kangaroo's favourite sweet?

Lollihops!

Did you hear about the Olympic medal winning kangaroo?

It won the long jump!

What do you call a kangaroo from space?

A Mars-supial!

What do you call a kangaroo who plays music?

A disc joey!

Why do kangaroos make bad sailors?

They're always jumping ship!

What's a kangaroo's favourite season?

Spring!

What happens to sick kangaroos?

They get a hoperation!

What do kangaroos like to listen to?

Hip-hop!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper!

Why shouldn't you make a kangaroo angry?

They get hopping mad!

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

mother's day

Because their kids have to play inside!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

A woolly jumper!

What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy?

They only get to celebrate them in leap years!

What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?

Hoppy birthday!

What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?

A Tricera-hops!

What do you give a sick kangaroo?

A hoperation!

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course – houses can’t jump!