Mother's Day Jokes

Put a smile on Mum's face with Beano's captivating collection of marvelous Mother's Day jokes!

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Why did the baby snake ask its Mum if they were venomous?

It just bit its tongue!

Why did the mother needle get mad at the baby needle?

It was past its thread time!

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Don't be knotty!

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because their kids have to play inside!

Why did the monster's Mum knit him 3 socks?

She heard he grew another foot!

What did the mother bullet say to the daddy bullet?

We are going to have a BB!

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep!

What did the mummy spider say to baby spider?

You spend too much time on the web!

Why did the baby strawberry cry?

Because its Mum was in a jam!

What did the mother horse say to the foal?

It's way pasture bed time!

What did the baby Egyptian say when he got lost?

I want my mummy!

What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato?

Catch up!

What do you call a small mother?

A minimum!

Why did the cookie cry?

Because its mother was a wafer so long!

What do you call a Mum who can't draw?

Tracy!

Why are computers so smart?

Because they listen to their motherboards!

Why do mummies always look tired?

Because daughters always steal mummies make-up!

What do kids' parents dress up as for Halloween?

Mummies and Deadies!

What did the baby slime say to its mum?

Goo-goo!

What did the Mum shark say to the kid shark?

Watch that sharkasm, young man!

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