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14 Of The Best Movie Jokes For Kids 2022

Check out the very best of 2022's jokes about all the cool films that came out in 2022!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  January 6th 2023

It's time for some funny jokes about the best films of 2022! Check out hilarious puns about films like Strange World, Lightyear, Turning Red and more! And if you liked these, check out more movie jokes here! How about these hilarious Dr Strange jokes! Or how about these delightful Dory jokes! Or maybe you're in the mood for more Turning Red jokes! And there's loads more lols on our main jokes hub!

What did Mei say when she turned into a red panda?

This is un-bear-able!

Why did Buzz Lightyear go to school on the sun?

To get brighter!

Why did Pinocchio hate his nose?

He didn't get to pick it!

Why did Giselle from Disenchanted go to the art shop?

She was hoping her prints would come!

How do minions get downstairs?

They slide down the banana-stairs!

Why was Pinocchio stressed?

He's highly strung!

Why don't minions like horror films?

They're too gru-some!

How should you handle Mei's emotions?


How does Sonic get hold of tails?

He gives him a ring!

What does Buzz Lightyear like to read?

Comet books!

What does Sonic do when he hears there's trouble?

He springs into action!

How does Batman call Ace for dinner?

'Dinner dinner dinner dinner!'

What did Superman name his dog?

Lex Woofer!

What is Dr Strange's favourite film?

Strange World!

What did Woody say to Buzz Lightyear?

A lot. There were three movies!

Did you hear about the Minecraft movie?

It's a blockbuster!

What's the best snack for watching a movie that stinks?


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