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20 Tasty Sandwich Jokes to Enjoy at Lunchtime!

Feast on these deliciously funny sandwich and bread-based funnies!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:Β  November 1st 2021

The humble sandwich is a lunchtime legend. That's a fact. With two slices of bread and few simple ingredients, you can enter a world of delicious possibilities.

But even though we're all fans of sandwiches, it doesn't mean they're above some food-based LOLZ, which you can read below.

Once you've feasted on this buffet of hilarity, why not fill up on some tasty meat jokes, Chinese food jokes or some ice cream jokes for dessert?

Bon appΓ©tit, as they say in France and some parts of Canada.

What did the German sandwich say?

Gluten tag!

Why was the sandwich in a grumpy mood?

It woke up on the wrong side of the bread!

What did the sandwich say when they'd brushed their teeth?

I'm ready for bread!

What did they sandwich say when they forgot their homework?


Why do footballers struggle to eat their sandwiches?

Because they can't use their hands!

A sad football fan

What do cows always insist on having in their sandwich?


What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ?

A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!

What did the car have as their sandwich filling?

Traffic jam!

What's a hungry golfer's favourite snack?

A sand wedge!

A mouldy sandwich watches a game of golf

What's the best thing to eat at the beach?

A sand-wich!

Why do sandwiches love sitting near a log fire?

They like to feel all toasty!

What did one sandwich say to the other when they were in trouble?

You're toast!

Why didn't the sandwich want to stay up late?

It was past their bread time!

What did the sandwich say when it got a new job?

Lettuce celebrate!

What did the sandwich say to the salad when it got locked out?

Lettuce in!

Did you hear about the celebrity sandwich?

Fame went to their bread!

What do you call a pack of sandwiches on a skateboard?

Meals on wheels!

Where do sandwiches like to dance?

At a meatball!

How do you make a toasted sandwich in the jungle?

Put it under a gorilla!