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What goes dot dot croak…
What does a toad do before bed…
Have a nice cup of croako
What’s the difference between a toad squashed on the road and a middle-aged man with a ukulele?
There’s a tiny chance the toad was on it’s way to play a gig!
How did the toad cross the channel?
On a hoppercraft!
Man: What’s a toad doing watching a Harry Potter movie?
Toad: I liked the book!
What does a toad have in its croako
What’s does a toad listen to on its iBuds
How does a toad look at tiktok?
On its lily iPad!
What did the scientist create when she crossed a toad and and a dog?
A Croaker Spaniel!
What sport do toads play?
What did the bus driver say to the toad?
What’s a toads opening chess gambit?
It moves its spawn!
What do toads drink?
What do you call a woman with a toad on her head?
You know you Toad me to do my chores?
What does a toad wear on it’s feet?
Open toad sandals!
I find your conversation
I’m a funny amphibian…
So I’ve been toad!
Actually Toads have more lives than cats…
They croak every night!
What do you get if you cross a galaxy with a toad?
What do toads drink on a hot summer days?
Ice cold croak-a-cola!
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Where did Mario's Kart go when he parked in the wrong place?
It got toad!
What’s warty and hangs from the ceiling at Christmas?
What do you get if you cross Darth Vader with a toad?
What goes dot-dash-ribbit?
What happened when the frog's car broke down?
It got toad away!
What do frogs love about Christmas?