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Toad Jokes

These jokes are toad-ally hilarious!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  January 20th 2022

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What goes dot dot croak…

Morse Toad

What does a toad do before bed…

Have a nice cup of croako

What’s the difference between a toad squashed on the road and a middle-aged man with a ukulele?

There’s a tiny chance the toad was on it’s way to play a gig!

How did the toad cross the channel?

On a hoppercraft!

Man: What’s a toad doing watching a Harry Potter movie?

Toad: I liked the book!

What does a toad have in its croako


What’s does a toad listen to on its iBuds


How does a toad look at tiktok?

On its lily iPad!

iPad quiz

What did the scientist create when she crossed a toad and and a dog?

A Croaker Spaniel!

What sport do toads play?


A cricket bat and ball

What did the bus driver say to the toad?

Hop in!

What’s a toads opening chess gambit?

It moves its spawn!

What do toads drink?


What do you call a woman with a toad on her head?


A pet toad

You know you Toad me to do my chores?

I frogot!

What does a toad wear on it’s feet?

Open toad sandals!

I find your conversation

Absolutely ribbeting

I’m a funny amphibian…

So I’ve been toad!

Actually Toads have more lives than cats…

They croak every night!

What do you get if you cross a galaxy with a toad?

Star Warts!

What do toads drink on a hot summer days?

Ice cold croak-a-cola!

summer jokes

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

Where did Mario's Kart go when he parked in the wrong place?

It got toad!

What’s warty and hangs from the ceiling at Christmas?


What goes dot-dash-ribbit?

A morse-toad

What do you get if you cross Darth Vader with a toad?

Star Warts!

What happened when the frog's car broke down?

It got toad away!

What do frogs love about Christmas?