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10 Wednesday Jokes That Are Hauntingly Hilarious

These Wednesday jokes are dead funny... whatever day of the week! Click here for some frighteningly funny TV gags and one-liners!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  April 14th 2023

Big fan of Wednesday and the rest of the Addams family? Well, no matter whether you think Uncle Lester is the simply the best-a or if the Thing is your... thing, you can be sure we'll have a ghoulishly good gag for you in this list! So read on...

But if you'd rather some other scarily funny jokes and puns, check out these Halloween jokes, these Dracula jokes, or even these Mummy jokes. And don't forget we have lots of non-spooky jokes too, just head over to our main jokes page!

Wednesday's cello loves telling jokes

It's a stand up bass!

How did Enid try to improve her spelling?

By selling her soul to Santa!

What's the Thing's favourite tree?

A palm tree!

Did you hear Gomez disappeared at the butter factory?

It was an unfortunate churn of events!

Why was Wednesday proud to work at the funeral home?

It was a big undertaking!

Wednesday learnt some swear words from Uncle Fester's son

He's always a cousin!

What happened when Thing got in trouble with the Police?

It got put under a wrist!

Where does Wednesday get her super strength?

From all that heavy music!

Did you hear Wednesday got a job as a computer security specialist?

She's hackin' in a coffin!

Which member of the Addams Family loves memes?

It is Wednesday, my dudes!