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Best 20 Werewolf Jokes & Puns To Make You Howl!

If you're lycan the sound of these hair-larious werewolf jokes, check them out - just fur the fun of it!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  January 10th 2023

Terrifying, slathering human-dog monsters might not sound that funny - but you'd be surprised! We've collected the finest werewolf jokes from the darkest reaches of the Beano joke forest and bunged them all in one handy place! So, for all your werewolf jokes needs... read on!

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What do you call a werewolf wearing big headphones?

Anything you like, they can’t hear you!

How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?

They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux!

What do you call a werewolf that's missing?


What do you call a group of werewolves?


Where do werewolves hate shopping?

The flea market!

What is the downside of Jupiter having 64 moons?

Their werewolf problem is enormous

What kind of fur do you get from a werewolf?

As fur away as you can get!

What's worse then a werewolf?

A rightherewolf!

Hungry Wolf

What’s a werewolf’s favorite mode of transport?

A lunar cycle!

What do you call a werewolf in plain sight?

A therewolf!

I got bitten by a werewolf and I'm turning into one myself.

I think I'm lycan it so far!

Where does a werewolf get a new tail?

At the re-tail store!

Did you hear about the bungalow that got bitten by a werewolf?

It became a warehouse!

What do you call a sleeping werewolf?

An unaware-wolf!

What do you get if you cross a werewolf and sweetcorn?

A corn dog!

What happens when a werewolf marries a bee?

They go on honeymoon!

What do you call a pop star who turns into a werewolf?

Taylor Shapeshift!

What do you call a werewolf who is also a popstar?

Hairy Styles!

What does a Werewolf on a Submarine say?


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What do you call a werewolf YouTuber?

A lycansubscribe!