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What Do You Get… Jokes

What do you get if you cross you with these hilarious jokes? A whole lotta laughs!

These What Do You Get? Jokes are a cross between very funny jokes and very very funny jokes! And while you’re here, why not check out our cool cucumber jokes? And you won’t question what’s hilarious about these question jokes! And as always, we’ve got even more on jokes on our jokes hub!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a clock?

An alarm cluck!

What do you get if you cross a turtle and a giraffe?

A turtle neck!

What do you get if you cross a turtle and a porcupine?

A slowpoke!

What do you get if you cross a policeman and a skunk?

Law and odour!

What do you get if you cross a pig and a dinosaur?

Jurassic Pork!

What do you get if you cross the road?

To the other side!

What do you get if you cross a daisy and a crocodile?

I don’t know, but I wouldn’t try sniffing it!

What do you get if you cross a galaxy with a toad?

Star Warts!

What do you get if you cross a bat and a bell?

A dingbat!

What do you get if you feed cement to a chicken?

A brick layer!

What do you get if you cross a jeep with an elephant?

A car with a big trunk!

What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?

Frostbite!

What do you get if you cross a cat and a parrot?

A carrot!

What do you get if you cross a duck and some cereal?

Quacker oats!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper!

What do you get if you cross a cheetah and a burger?

Fast food!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie!

What do you get if you cross a karate teacher and a pig?

A pork chop!

What do you get if you cross a cow and a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What do you get if you cross a Turkey and a centipede?

Christmas dinner jokes

Drumsticks for everyone at Christmas!

What do you get if you cross rugby and the invisible man?

Rugby like no one has ever seen!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a film studio?

Collie-wood!

What do you get when a cow jumps on a trampoline?

Mikshake!

What do you get when you cross a zebra with flashing lights?

A zebra crossing!

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

christmas jokes

A Christmas quacker!

What do you get when you cross a watermelon with broccoli?

A melon-coli snack!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

What do you get if you cross Darth Vader with a toad?

Star Warts!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a calculator?

Dog jokes

A best friend you can really count on!

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A really long toothbrush!

What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?

Quacks in the pavement!

What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch?

Strawberry jokes

Strawberry jam!

What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

Jurassic pork!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?

Roost beef!

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?

A walkie-talkie!

What do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire?

A blood test!

What do you get if you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head!

What do you get if you cross a snake with a builder?

A boa constructor!

What do you get if Santa forgets to wear his undercrackers?

Saint Knickerless!

What do you get if you cross a cheetah with a burger?

Fast food!

What do you get from nervous cows?

Milkshakes!

What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?

A Tricera-hops!

What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?

Wet!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a sparrow?

Broken telephone wires!

What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?

Out of the way as quickly as you can!

What do you get if you cross a canary with a lawnmower?

Shredded tweet!