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20 Whimsical Wonka Jokes!

Quiet up and listen down for these marvellously scrumptious candy-coated Wonka jokes! We promise you won't find sweeter jokes anywhere else!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 18th 2023

Oompa loompa doopity do, we've got some Wonka jokes for you! If you devoured the new Wonka movie like a bar of delicious chocolate, these jokes are the perfect dessert! These jokes are so scrumdiddlyumptious, you'll be craving more when you're done! Why not try some Wish jokes? Or maybe some Home Alone jokes?

What do you call Willy Wonka’s glasses?

Eye candy!

What car does Wily Wonka drive?

A Ferrari Rocher!

If athletes get athlete’s foot, what does Willy Wonka get?

Tic Tac toe!

Why should you never underestimate Willy Wonka?

He always has a few Twix up his sleeve!

What should you say when you hear a funny Wonka jokes?

Nothing, just Snicker!

Which Wonka candy should you put on the tree?


What kind of cat does Willy Wonka have?

A KitKat!

Why did Willy Wonka go to the dentist?

To get a chocolate filling!

What is Wily Wonka’s favourite book?

Skittle Women!

What two letters spell “candy”?

C and Y!

How do you make white Wonka chocolate into dark Wonka chocolate?

Turn the light on!

What do you call an Oompa Loompa who goes to university?

A real Smartie!

Did you hear about Willy Wonka’s candy cane collection?

It's in mint condition!

What’s the best thing to put into a Wonka bar?

Your teeth!

Why was Lofty fired from his job?

He was always choco-late!

What do you call the Wonka candy that makes you fly?

Plane chocolate!

What’s the difference between a Munchkin and an Oompa Loompa?

Very little!

What is Wonka’s kindest candy?


What kind of dog does Willy Wonka have?

A chocolate lab!

What does Willy Wonka use to keep his factory clean?

Oompa Roombas!