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Bull Jokes

You won't bull-ieve how funny these bull jokes are! Check them out, they are very amoosuing!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  November 10th 2021

You'll love these funny bull jokes, they're udderly hilarious! If you liked these, we've also got Cow Jokes that really milk it! We've also got Zoo Jokes if you're looking for more animal funnies, and for something toadally different, these funny Toad Jokes! And there's thousands more on our main jokes page!

What do you get if you cross a fancy shop with an angry bull?

Something that charges a lot!

I've got a great story about a male cow...

But you wouldn't bull-ieve it!

What's found on construction sights and looks like a sleepy cow?

A bulldozer!

What did the bull say when his child was going to school?

Bison!

How do you keep a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card!

Why was the male cow so mean?

He was a bull-y!

What do you call a bull that's lying down?

Ground beef!

What's angry and full of energy?

A red bull!

What do cows use for money?

Bullion!

How does a bull introduce his wife?

'Meet Patty!'

Why do bulls wear bells?

Their horns don't work!

Why can't a cow be a bull?

They are moo-tually exclusive!

What steps should you take if a bull is chasing you?

Big ones!

What did the bull say to the calf?

'It's pasture bedtime!'

Why was the bull so scared?

He was a cow-ard!

What do you call a bull with a sense of humour?

Laughing stock!

What do you call a bull with a twitch?

Beef jerky!

What's a bull's favourite musical note?

Beef-flat!

I tried to milk a bull once...

It was an udder failure!

Did you hear what happened to the lost bull?

No, nobody's herd!

What do you call Benny the bull when he falls asleep?

A bulldozer!

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull

A bulldozer!