Circus Jokes
Roll up, roll up, for the greatest jokes on earth! Check out these funny circus jokes - we're not clowning around!
Have a look at our funny circus jokes, they're jester great excuse for a laugh! If you liked these, we've also got these hilarious Clown Jokes! We've also got more Elephant Jokes here, as well as these funny Tiger Jokes - they're grrrreat! And head to our jokes homepage for even more funnies!
What's the best way to attack a circus?
Go for the juggler!
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I always wanted to be a clown, just like my dad
But I had some big shoes to fill!
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Why did Joe join the circus?
He wanted to be the greatest Joe on Earth!
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Why should you never date a clown?
They aren't ready for a serious relationship!
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What happened to the human cannon ball?
He got fired!
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I've got a new job being fired out of a cannon at the circus
My career is really taking off!
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How did the bad tightrope walkers meet?
On the net!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?
It was tired of working for peanuts!
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Why did Dracula join the circus?
He wanted to be an acro-bat!
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Which circus performers can see in the dark?
The acro-bats!
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What are clown costumes made out of?
Poly-jester!
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What happened when the lion ate the clown?
It felt funny!
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Why are circus performers always stressed?
Because their job is in tents!
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I use to work as a trapeze artist...
But I was let go
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My friend is a circus performer on stilts
I really look up to her
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I make clown shoes for a living
It's no small feat!
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A clown opened the door for me the other day
It was a lovely jester!
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What's busy and made of vegetables
Piccalilli circus!
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Did you hear about the clown?
He ran away from the circus to join a law firm!
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Something suspicious is going on at the circus...
We just need to find the ring leader!
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Did you hear about the dog who went to see the flea circus?
He stole the show!
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Why did the human cannonball leave the circus?
He got fired!
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Why did the elephant quit the circus?
He was being paid peanuts!
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