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14 I'm A Celebrity Jokes to Cheer Up Any Bush Tucker

Check out Beano's jungle of 'I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here!' jokes!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 12th 2021

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Who's the smallest celebrity in the jungle?

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Ant!

What do fashionable apes wear in the jungle?

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Dolce and Banana!

Why can't the celebrities take their kids to the jungle with them?

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There's no jungle gym!

What is the difference between a freshly made pizza and a hungry jungle tiger?

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One tastes delicious to you and you taste delicious to one!

Ian Wright noticed a monkey holding a can opener and said, "You can't open a banana with a can opener".

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The monkey replied "I know, this is for the custard!"

What did Roman Kemp change his name to before entering the jungle?

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Roman Camp!

How does Nadine Coyle make toast in the jungle?

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She puts it under the gorilla!

Why did Myles Stephenson ask a crocodile to pack his case for going into the jungle?

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Because he's a snappy dresser!

Why couldn't Kate Garraway find any headache tablets in the jungle?

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Because the parrots-ate-em-all!

If a celebrity is crowned King or Queen of the jungle...

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Shouldn't they call it a reign-forest?!

Why did Adele Roberts not want to do maths in the jungle?

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Because if you add 4 + 4, you get ate!

Why did Caitlyn Jenner take a compass into the jungle with her?

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So she could draw perfect circles with a pencil!

Why did the celebrities want to film in the amazon this year?

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To get amazon prime!

Why don't they play card games in the jungle?

There's too many cheetahs!

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