22 Jokes to Turn That Frown Upside Down
These funny jokes will make anyone feel better! Check them out and cheer someone up today!
Whip out these jokes whenever someone needs a pick me up! We've put together 22 of the funniest jokes to cheer up your pals when they need it most! And if you liked these check out these silly jokes! Or how about these truly groan-worthy dad jokes? We've also got these snappy one liners if that's more your thing! And of course, check out loads more lols on our main jokes hub!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eyed deer!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little horse!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
What do you call an indecisive bee?
My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo...
I had to put my foot down!
What do you call a pig doing karate?
Why did the farmer win a Nobel prize?
For being outstanding in his field!
What's a foot long and slippery?
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Where do you weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow..weigh a pie!
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't get down off an elephant, you get down off a duck!
What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
Close the door, I'm dressing!
How do you open a banana?
With a mon-key!
What do pigs put on their skin?
Did you hear about the important pickle?
It was a pretty big dill!
What does cheese say when it looks in the mirror?
How do you get a pig to hospital?
In a hambulance!