Rugrats Jokes
Don't get in a pickle... these hilarious Rugrats jokes are kind of a big Dill!
Have a chuckle at these Chuckie-tastic cartoon jokes! You really won't Rugrat these 90's TV wisecracks! Not feeling these? No problem! We've got plenty of other jokes - just check out these Pingu jokes, these Phineas and Ferb jokes, or even these Winnie the Pooh jokes!
Jokes all round!
Is Phil's twin big?
No, she's Lil!
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Knock, knock, who's there? Tommy...
Tommy who? Tommy the truth - why's this door locked?
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/castle.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What is big and scary and lives in the toaster?
A reptart!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/toast.jpeg?resize=1024,576)
Why should Chuckie play basketball someday?
He's already a great dribbler!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/basketball-15.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Knock knock, who's there? - Kanger
Kanger who? No, but I do have a pocket!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/boomerang.jpg?resize=1024,576)
When people ask how it feels not having kids...
I tell them I have no rugrats!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/banana-ape-1.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What did Tommy say when Angelica was being mean to him?
Why don’t you Pickle on someone your own size!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/gherkin-pickle.jpg?resize=1024,576)
A genie gave me 1 wish, so I replaced some of my words with the names of cartoons
I am having a few Rugrats!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/sigh.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Did you hear Chuckie joined the army?
He’s in the infantry!
![Army pants](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/army-pants.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What’s the difference between Angelica and a duckling?
One's a whiney toddler and the other is a tiny waddler!
![A duck watching a fireworks display](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Duck-fireworks.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Why did Tommy cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/80283_Generic3.png?resize=1024,576)
What do you all Reptar in the snow?
A blizzard!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/84093_Snowman1.png)
What happened when Chuckie refused to have a nap?
He got in trouble for resisting a rest!
![Letter Jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/D5BD0A41-A88C-45B2-97CB-755833214EE2.webp)
What martial art can Susie do?
Tyke-won-do!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/3-karate-kick.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Did you hear the Pickles family had a day out at the zoo
They really relished it!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43002_pickle.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What do the twins Lillian and Phillip call each other?
Wombmates!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/double-unicorn.jpg?resize=1024,576)
How did Dill tell his mum he had a wet nappy?
He sent her a pee-mail!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/gross.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Why did Stu bring home a small lizard?
He was told to go buy a baby monitor!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/scales-reptiles.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Why does Didi dress Dill in onesies?
Because he can’t dress himself!
![A baby holding a football in a big stadium](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/baby-football-stadium.png?resize=1024,576)
How do you handle Chuckie when he’s having a tantrum?
Gingerly!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/cat.jpg?resize=1024,576)
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