15 Window Jokes & Puns That Are Clearly The Best!
These pane-fully funny window wisecracks will have you breaking out into laughter!
Windows! Everyone's got them - but when was the last time you really thought about those big old clear things in your house that let light in? If you're like most people - probably not often. Well today is the day to not only think about windows, but to have a good old laugh at their expense, too! So pull back those curtains and get ready to chuckle!
If you'd like some jokes that are a bit less... well, specific, you can always check out these sarcastic jokes, these cross the road jokes, or even these well-trodden shoe jokes! Wahoo! Ok, now back to windows!
Ready?
I farted at work the other day and my boss opened the window...
It must have been bad – we were on a submarine!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/submarine.jpg?w=1024)
Why was the computer cold?
Someone left Windows open!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/computer-laptop.jpg?w=1024)
Why shouldn't you tell a joke to a window?
They might crack up!
![A cracked window](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/cracked-window.jpg?w=1024)
What is a window’s favourite type of donut?
Glazed!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/joke-18.jpg?w=1024)
My frosted window was broken...
It was unclear what exactly happened!
![Frosted window](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/frosted-window.jpg?w=1024)
Why did the window go to see the doctor?
It was in pane!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/bad-doctor.jpeg?w=1024)
Why are windows hopeless at being quiz masters?
They always reveal the answer!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/joke-5.jpg?w=1024)
What did the window say when it was arrested?
I've been framed!
![A grumpy window](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/grumpy-window.jpg?w=1024)
Why did the couple regret buying a gigantic window for their home?
It was a huge pane to clean!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/joke-4.jpg?w=1024)
What do you call two men standing next to your window?
Curt and Rod!
![Man raising his hat in front of red curtains](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Man-red-curtains.jpg?w=1024)
I took a window fitting course last week...
Smashed it!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/smashed-window.jpg?w=1024)
Why did the person throw their clock out of the window?
They wanted to see time fly!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/74935_clock-2.jpg?w=1024)
Which room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/mushroom.jpg?w=1024)
Why are Apple shops so dark?
They don’t use Windows!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/hercules.jpg?w=1024)
I wrote about the view from my bedroom window...
It's just one storey!
![Bacon jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/bacon-14.jpg?w=1024)
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/JOKE-GEN-7.webp)
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