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15 Window Jokes & Puns That Are Clearly The Best!

These pane-fully funny window wisecracks will have you breaking out into laughter!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  January 23rd 2023

Windows! Everyone's got them - but when was the last time you really thought about those big old clear things in your house that let light in? If you're like most people - probably not often. Well today is the day to not only think about windows, but to have a good old laugh at their expense, too! So pull back those curtains and get ready to chuckle!

If you'd like some jokes that are a bit less... well, specific, you can always check out these sarcastic jokes, these cross the road jokes, or even these well-trodden shoe jokes! Wahoo! Ok, now back to windows!


I farted at work the other day and my boss opened the window...

It must have been bad – we were on a submarine!

Why was the computer cold?

Someone left Windows open!

Why shouldn't you tell a joke to a window?

They might crack up!

A cracked window

What is a window’s favourite type of donut?


My frosted window was broken...

It was unclear what exactly happened!

Frosted window

Why did the window go to see the doctor?

It was in pane!

Why are windows hopeless at being quiz masters?

They always reveal the answer!

What did the window say when it was arrested?

I've been framed!

A grumpy window

Why did the couple regret buying a gigantic window for their home?

It was a huge pane to clean!

What do you call two men standing next to your window?

Curt and Rod!

Man raising his hat in front of red curtains

I took a window fitting course last week...

Smashed it!

Why did the person throw their clock out of the window?

They wanted to see time fly!

Which room has no doors or windows?

A mushroom!

Why are Apple shops so dark?

They don’t use Windows!

I wrote about the view from my bedroom window...

It's just one storey!

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