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12 Blue Monday Jokes To Turn That Frown Upside Down!

They say laughter is the the best medicine. Here's a prescription of LOL to make you feel better on the supposed worst day of the year!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  January 16th 2023

Some people believe – travel agents, apparently – that the third Monday in January does not register highly on the LOL-ometer. They've called it Blue Monday because it's the most miserable day of the year. But you can choose to not let this made-up event get in the way of some good belly laughs, right? Chase the frowns away by tucking into this 12-course feast of funnies!

Why did the kids insist on watching a cartoon before school?

It was Bluey Monday!

A French bulldog puppy

What day of the week felt sick?

Blurgh Monday!

Why was the wind sad?

It was Blew Monday!

A person struggles to hold an umbrella up during a windy day

Why was New Order's Blue Monday such a hit?

It featured a great Hook!

Guitar Jokes

Why did the skeleton laugh at Blue Monday jokes?

They found them extremely humerus!

Which time of year do ghosts make the most noise?

Blue Moan-day!

A cat and a ghost

Blue Monday isn't so bad...

Only 48hrs ago it was a sadder day! 

What does Sonic need on a Blue Monday?

A hedge-hug!

What do you call a Star Wars character who's feeling a bit miserable?

A Blue Monday-lorian

What did the zookeeper say to the aardvark on Blue Monday?

Why the long face?

How do dustbins feel on Blue Monday?


What do you call a person who is happy on Blue Monday?

Someone who thinks it's Tuesday!