Families are hilarious at the best of times, so we’ve rounded up the best gags ever put for your your delight!
We have jokes for practically every occasion – visit the Joke Generator if you don’t believe us!
How did the baby tell her mum she had a wet nappy?
She sent her a wee-mail!
Why was this dad useless at buying herbs at the supermarket?
He couldn’t find the thyme!
What did the mother spider hide her child’s iPad?
They said they were spending too much time on the web!
Who is best at Halloween fancy dress?
Mummies and Deadies!
What is a dad’s favourite type of pizza?
Did you hear about the uncle who repaired lifts?
He said his job had its ups and downs!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
How can you tell if you’re at an emotional wedding?
Even the cake is in tiers!
Why did the sister eat her homework?
Her teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Which family member can help thaw ice on a car windscreen?
Why did the police officer put their child on the naughty step?
They were resisting a rest!
How would an astronaut throw a birthday party for his wife?
He would planet carefully!
Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family party?
Because it will eat your aunts!
Why did the mum buy a house on eBay?
Because she thought it was address!
Where does rope go when it misbehaves?
The knotty step!
What do you call a funny family of chairs?
What do you call an unfriendly family member?
Why do kangaroo mums hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside!
Why did the grandad not trust his stairs?
He said they were up to something!
What’s a minimum?
A mother driving a small car!