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20 Bear-y Funny Koala Jokes & Puns For Kids

Make your friends laugh with these un-bear-ably funny koala jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  November 17th 2022

Everyone loves those eucalyptus-scoffing Aussie bears! Right? Are you looking fur some k-uality koala jokes? Well we've got loads - and it'd be a shame to keep these marsupial gags in hidden away in your pocket! Read on to find out what you'd call a koala with no teeth, why koalas don't like fast food, or even what a koala's favourite car is! And if that's not enough koala content for you, make sure you check out this epic list of koala facts, these hilarious kangaroo jokes, or even this awesome Australian general knowledge quiz! Because there's a lot to that there land down under!

And if animals are your bag, you can find absolutely ALL of our animal stuff right here - we've got facts, jokes, quizzes, all sorts! If you like animals, you'll never be bored again!

Now, are you koalified to read these bear-y funny koala jokes? Let's find out!

Why did the koala eat so much eucalyptus?

He couldn’t leaf it alone!

Where do koalas go to settle legal matters?

A kangaroo court!

What did the koala commentator say? 

“We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors!”

What’s small, furry and slightly purple?

A koala holding its breath!

How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy?

Because they jump for joey!

What is a koala bear’s favourite cocktail?

A pina koala!

Did you hear about the koala in the choir?

He sings bearitone!

Why was the koala scientist so well-respected?

He did excellent koalatative research!

Why don’t koalas like fast food?

Because it’s too hard for them to catch!

After eucalyptus, what’s a koala’s favorite food?


Which side of a koala bear has the most fur?

The outside!

What's a koala's favorite car?

A furrari!

What do you call a lazy koala?

A pouch potato!

Why did the koala have a red face?

He was embearassed!

How do koalas eat eucalyptus?

With their bear hands!

What do you call a koala with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Did you hear about the bear who got kicked out of the race?

She was diskoalified!

What did the eucalyptus tree say to the koala?

Leaf me alone!

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Why do koalas do all the admin in the jungle?

They have the right koalafications!

What is a bear’s favourite drink?