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Octopus Jokes

These octopus jokes are ink-credible!

These funny octopus jokes will give you ten-tickles! 

If you liked these octopus jokes, why not check out our water jokes?  You can also dip into our  sea jokes, and if you want fish jokes, you’re in the right plaice! 

And as always, we’ve got loads more laughs on our jokes page!

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the ocean’s bottom!

How much did the vet charge to treat the octopus?

Six squid!

What do you call a flying octopus?

An octocopter!

What do you get if you cross a cat and a squid?

An octopuss!

What happens when an octopus is in the toilet?

It’s octopied!

What’s an octopuses favourite shape?

An octagon!

Did you hear about the octopus couple?

They got cala-married!

What’s an octopuses favourite month?

October!

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus!

Why was the octopus dangerous?

He was well armed!

What do you call octopus twins?

i-tenticle!

Why did the octopus cross the reed?

To get to the other tide!

What magical sport do octopuses play?

Squidditch!

Where does an octopus sleep when he’s camping?

In a tent-acle!

What do octopuses put on their toast?

Ocean current jam!

How do squid get to school?

They take the octobus!

Where does a octopus keep money?

In an octo-purse!

What do you call a confident octopus?

Tenta-cool!

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten-tickles!

Why did the octopus blush?

Because the seaweed!

Did you hear about the octopuses that were in love?

They went about arm in arm in arm in arm

How did the octopus make the whale laugh?

With ten-tickles!

Why did the octopus cross the road?

To get to the other tide!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles!

What sea creature can add up?

An octo-plus!

Why are octopuses good in a war?

They’re well armed!