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Zebra Jokes

Here it is in black and white - these zebra jokes are officially hilarious!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:Β  July 6th 2021

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Which animals are the best at karate?

Zebras - they have so many black belts!

What do zebras get for lunch at the zoo?

Half and hour - just like everyone else!

Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra?

You can't find the barcode!

What side does a zebra have the most stripes on?

The outside!

Why do zebras have stripes?

Because they don't want to be spotted!

I just finished reading the dictionary...

Turns out the zebra did it!

When's the best time to eat a zebra?

When it's stripened!

Why did the chicken NOT cross the road?

Because it was a zebra crossing!

What’s black and white and hides in caves?

A zebra that owes me money!

A leopard tried to escape the zoo dressed as a zebra...

...but she was spotted!

What do you call a male zebra?

A zebro!

What's the oldest animal?

The zebra - it's in black and white!

If I told you I ate zebras...

...I'd be lion!

What do you get if you cross a pelican and a zebra?

Two streets further away!

Why do zebras have strong opinions?

They're very black and white creatures!

Did you hear about the hungry zebra?

It ate like a horse!

Why was the zebra bad at dancing?

He had 2 left feet!

What's black, white and noisy?

A zebra playing the drums!

Why didn’t the donkey cross the road?

Because he saw what happened to the zebra!

What do you get when you cross a zebra with flashing lights?

A zebra crossing!