Here it is in black and white - these zebra jokes are officially hilarious!
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Which animals are the best at karate?
Zebras - they have so many black belts!
What do zebras get for lunch at the zoo?
Half and hour - just like everyone else!
Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra?
You can't find the barcode!
What side does a zebra have the most stripes on?
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because they don't want to be spotted!
I just finished reading the dictionary...
Turns out the zebra did it!
When's the best time to eat a zebra?
When it's stripened!
Why did the chicken NOT cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing!
What’s black and white and hides in caves?
A zebra that owes me money!
A leopard tried to escape the zoo dressed as a zebra...
...but she was spotted!
What do you call a male zebra?
What's the oldest animal?
The zebra - it's in black and white!
If I told you I ate zebras...
...I'd be lion!
What do you get if you cross a pelican and a zebra?
Two streets further away!
Why do zebras have strong opinions?
They're very black and white creatures!
Did you hear about the hungry zebra?
It ate like a horse!
Why was the zebra bad at dancing?
He had 2 left feet!
What's black, white and noisy?
A zebra playing the drums!
Why didn’t the donkey cross the road?
Because he saw what happened to the zebra!
What do you get when you cross a zebra with flashing lights?
A zebra crossing!