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How Gross Am I? Quiz

Everyone's a bit gross. Find out how you compare to everybody else with this disgusting quiz!

Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:  July 1st 2021

What do you do with your toenails?


What was in the last sandwich you ate?


Do you ever pick your nose?


How often do you go for a shower?


Which of these best describes the noises you make when you eat?


If you had a spirit animal, what would it be?


How do you sleep at night?


Which of these is TOO gross for you to eat?


What happens when you walk into a room?


How's your relationship with your belly button?

You're not gross at all!

What are you doing taking this quiz? You're not gross! You're an ordinary, respectable person!

You're pretty gross!

...But not the worst we've seen. You definitely have some bad habits, but nothing that's going to lose you too many friends. You could even afford to be MORE gross. How's about that for life advice?

You're really gross!

Ok - you're disgusting. You've got a reputation for doing grotty things, but the worst bits are the things people don't even know about. Like the thing you do with your toenails, for example. Revolting.

You're the most disgusting creature on Earth!

Wow. Scientists in the future will study you, creating powerful new medicines from the mould in your armpits. Historians will use you as an example for how gross life was in the 21st century. You really are gross.