20 Perfectly Punny Pantomime Jokes!
Are these perfectly punny pantomime jokes guaranteed to make you laugh? Oh, yes they are!
Look out behind you - it's our top 20 pantomime jokes and puns! These are the gags that prove fairytales can be funny - and that a pantomime horse always livens things up! Don't forget to check out our other jokes too - how about some dance jokes, or some musical merriment?
Why did Widow Twankey quit her job as a laundress?
It was de-pressing!
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What side of Jack’s house did the beanstalk grow?
The outside!
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How did Jack know how many beans Bessie was worth?
He used a cowculator!
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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he worked as a pantomime horse?
“I’ll be back.”
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What’s beautiful, grey and wears glass slippers?
Cinderellephant!
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What pantomime do fishes go to see?
Finderella!
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Who’s the best character in Finderella?
Her fairy codmother!
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What’s the scariest pantomime?
Ghouldilocks and the Three Bears!
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Why is a pantomime often just called a panto?
Because the mime is silent!
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What do ghosts go to see at Christmas?
A phantomime!
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Why was Cinderella such a terrible footballer?
She kept running away from the ball!
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Why does Snow White make such a good judge?
Because she’s the fairest of them all!
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What kind of dog does the genie own?
A labracadabrador!
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A pantomime actor kept falling through the floor during the performance…
I think it was a stage he was going through!
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What did the librarian say when I asked for a book on pantomimes?
“It’s behind you!”
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What do flowers go to see at Christmas?
A plantomime!
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A pantomime horse walks into a bar. The barman says, “Would you like a pint?”
The horse says, “No, two halves!”
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Why did the front half of the pantomime horse leave his job?
He wanted to quit while he was ahead!
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Why did Jack’s cow have a bell around her neck?
Because her horns didn’t work!
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Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?
Because the poor didn’t have anything!
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