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What kind of music do presents like?
How do you introduce a gift?
May I present…
What language do presents speak?
Where do parcels go to work?
At the Post Office!
How do you know if a present is busy?
It’s a bit tied up right now!
What did the astronaut say when he was given his birthday present?
‘Houston, we have gift off!’
Why should you buy someone a comb before they leave?
Because it’s a great parting gift!
How does Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presence!
What’s better than the past and the future?
The present, because it’s a gift!
What’s a present’s favourite sport?
What’s the best house warming gift?
Why are gifts so good at public speaking?
They have great present-ation skills!
What do you call a clever present?
What the best internet meme to give someone?
How should you give Stormzy a gift?
In rapping paper!
How soon should you give gifts?
Why shouldn’t you give anyone the game Fortnite as a present?
Because it only lasts two weeks!
Which of King Arthur’s Knights gives the best gifts?
Why was E the only letter that got a Christmas present?
Because all the other letters were not E!
What do you always get on your birthday?
Who delivers your dog’s Christmas presents?