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Present Jokes

Let us, ahem, present you with these hilarious jokes!

These hilarious jokes are a gift! Want more? Check out our coffee jokes if you’ve ever BEAN tempted to laugh, or we’ve got these swimming jokes for you to dive right into!

We’ve got loads more laughs on our jokes page, check them out!

What kind of music do presents like?

Wrap!

How do you introduce a gift?

May I present…

What language do presents speak?

Parcel-tongue!

Where do parcels go to work?

At the Post Office!

How do you know if a present is busy?

It’s a bit tied up right now!

What did the astronaut say when he was given his birthday present?

‘Houston, we have gift off!’

Why should you buy someone a comb before they leave?

Because it’s a great parting gift!

How does Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

Laughing pineapple and banana

He felt his presence!

What’s better than the past and the future?

The present, because it’s a gift!

What’s a present’s favourite sport?

A grinning goat and a cry laughing emoji

Boxing!

What’s the best house warming gift?

A radiator!

Why are gifts so good at public speaking?

They have great present-ation skills!

What do you call a clever present?

Naturally gifted!

What the best internet meme to give someone?

A gif-t!

How should you give Stormzy a gift?

In rapping paper!

How soon should you give gifts?

Presently

Why shouldn’t you give anyone the game Fortnite as a present?

Because it only lasts two weeks!

Which of King Arthur’s Knights gives the best gifts?

Sir Prize!

Why was E the only letter that got a Christmas present?

A laughing white owl in front of an orange and red background

Because all the other letters were not E!

What do you always get on your birthday?

Older!

Who delivers your dog’s Christmas presents?

Santa Paws!