290 Word Jokes That Are So Punny!

Why did the gingerbread man go to the dentist?

He had gingervitis!

Why did the gingerbread man join the army?

He wanted to be a tough cookie!

What is the most dangerous type of biscuit?

A Ninjabread man!

Why don’t gingerbread men make good spies?

They crumble under pressure!

What do you call a gingerbread man who can swim?

A gingerbread man-atee!

What is a gingerbread man’s favourite band?

The Spice Girls!

What do you call an unidentified gingerbread man?

John Dough!

How did the gingerbread man treat his sore foot?

By icing it!

Why do we have gingerbread men but not gingerbread women?

It’s the pastryarchy!

What do you call a gingerbread man’s sunglasses?

Eye candy!

Why couldn’t the gingerbread man start an online bakery?

He wouldn’t allow cookies!

What do you call a gingerbread man who goes to university?

A real smart cookie!

What did the gingerbread man say when he had to drop out of college?

“I don’t think I’m cut out for this!”

How does a gingerbread man get into his house?

With cook-keys!

What is a gingerbread man’s favourite drink?

Ginger beer!

Why do basketball players love gingerbread men?

Because they can dunk them!

What do gingerbread men sleep on?

Baking sheets!

Why did the gingerbread man call in sick to work?

Because he felt crumby!

How do gingerbread men keep their coats closed?

With ginger snaps!

What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?

Candy canes!

What’s got antlers and runs Tesla?

Elon Moose!

What do you call a guy who run’s Twitter and has no super powers?

X-Man!

What do you call an elephant that runs Tesla?

Elon Tusk!

What do you call a billionaire covered in mud?

Elon Muck!

What do you call a billionaire who plays music in the streets for change?

Elon Busk!

What do you call a billionaire who only comes out at nightfall?

Elon Dusk!

What do you call a perfume created by a billionaire?

Elon's Musk!

What do you call a billionaire who has lots of online pals?

An X friend!

 
What happens when a billionaire gets stretched?

He gets Elon-gated!

What do you call a billionaire who should be in jail?

Felon Musk!

I thought I saw a billionaire just now…

I Musk be mistaken!

 
Why did Elon Musk clean his house?

He wanted to get rid of the Grimes!

 
What do you call a billionaire sitting by himself?

Alone Musk!

 
What does Elon Musk do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks in it, man!

 
What is Elon Musk’s favourite chocolate?

A Mars bar!

What does Elon Musk celebrate at Christmas?

X-Mas!

 
What own a car company and only appears at Christmas?

Noel Musk!

 
Which billionaire must have the craziest ideas?

Elon Must!

What’s juicy and runs a car company?

Melon Musk!

What do you call a billionaire who’s run out of money?

Elon Bust!

The avatar has announced water is now only legal in three states

Solid, liquid and gas!

Did you hear the firebender defeated the water bender?

They will be mist!

What’s the best way to start waterbending?

Just use spring water!

I googled how powerful the firebender is

It came back with about a million matches!

What do you call someone who can cook 4 things at once on 4 burners?

The Avatar, master of all 4 elements!

Why is airbending the easiest skill to learn? 

It’s a breeze!

Have you seen season three of the Avatar?

It’s fire!

Aang got a job at Ikea

He’s the last chairbender!

Did the band Earth, Wind, & Fire even know...

...how close they were to reaching the Avatar state?

What do you call a gullible male role model from the Avatar movie?

A Fleeced Na'Vi Dad!

What are the Avatar elements?

Water, Earth, Fire and Walkers crisps!

What happens to The Avatar when he gets mad?

He gets Aangry!

What does the avatar get when he’s nervous?

He gets Aang-xious!

What's the avatar's favourite fruit?

Maango!

Where do Avatars learn to bend?

At elementary school!

What is the avatar's favorite sport?

Sokka!

What do you call an Avatar that was born in the 1950's?

Boomer Aang!

How does Aang send his love letters?

By air mail!

If Prince Zuko worries about about where the avatar is...

Does he have Aangxiety?

Why does Aang get in trouble at school?

His head is always in the clouds!

Lorelai doesn’t have a problem with coffee…

She has a problem without it!

Why did Sookie have to stop cooking?

She ran out of thyme!

What happened when Lane hit her head?

She got a mild percussion!

How did Paris prepare for a pest control exam?

She stayed up all night swatting!

Why did Jess and Rory break up?

They weren’t on the same page!

Why did Rory apply for a job as a librarian?

She wanted to start a new chapter in her life!

Why did Luke and Lorelai get married?

They love each other a latte!

What do you call it when you walk into Luke’s Diner and you know you’ve been there before?

Deja brew!

What is Paris’s favourite nation?

Exami-nation!

Why does it take Rory so long to do her homework?

She’s pro-caffeinating!

Why does Lorelai drink so much coffee at work?

She's on the grind!

Why did Paris go to the beach?

To test the water!

What is Lane’s favourite food?

Drumsticks!

Why doesn’t Rory have any free time?

She's booked!

What does Lorelai drink when she’s sad?

Despresso!

What happened when Luke’s Diner was robbed?

He was mugged!

Why does Rory sit in the wardrobe when she reads?

Narnia business!

What is Lorelai’s favourite exercise at the gym?

The French press!

What happened when Rory read a book about mazes?

It was so good, she got lost in it!

What is Lorelai’s favourite Harry Potter spell?

Espresso Patronum!

What’s the difference between a turkey and a chicken?

Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!

How many bakers does it take to make an apple pie?

3.14!

Why did the turkey start a band?

They had drumsticks!

What does a vampire call Thanksgiving?

Fangs-giving!

What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?

Plymouth Rock!

What smells the best on Thanksgiving?

Your nose!

What did the Pilgrims use to make cookies on Thanksgiving?

May flour!

What comes at the beginning of Thanksgiving parades?

The letter 't'!

Why is corn so popular at Thanksgiving?

Because it’s a-maize-ing!

What do cows do for Thanksgiving?

Eat dinner and watch a moo-vie!

What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?

Serve them lots of pizza and potatoes!

What does a turkey give thanks for at Thanksgiving?

Vegetarians!

Why didn’t the cook season the turkey?

They ran out of thyme!

Why do turkeys lay eggs?

Because if they dropped them, they would smash!

What characters on Star Trek are half alien and half turkey?

The Wing-ons!

Why did the pilgrims’ trousers keep falling down?

Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats!

Who was the singer on the Mayflower?

Sailor Swift!

What do lumberjacks do after Thanksgiving?

Go chopping!

What do wrestlers have for dessert at Thanksgiving?

Grapple pie!

What do you call a turkey running around a cinema?

Lost!

What happened to the genie who appeared at Thanksgiving?

Everyone was granted three dishes!

What did the turkey say to the computer?

Google, Google, Google!

Why did the mashed potato cross the road?

To get to the other sides!

What is always at the end of Thanksgiving?

'G'!

What Thanksgiving treat is always on thechildren's table?

Crayon-berry sauce!

Where did the Pilgrims stand after reaching Plymouth Rock?

On the ground!

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

"Grace!"

Why was the Thanksgiving dinner haunted?

There was a poultry-geist!

What do you call rain on Thanksgiving?

Fowl weather!

How did the peas feel when everyone ate the mashed potatoes?

They were green with envy!

What did the leftover turkey say?

Make me a sandwich!

What Thanksgiving dish combines technology and dairy?

Mac and cheese!

I served some cheese at Thanksgiving...

Everyone said it was grate!

What did the turkey say when they met the President?

Pardon me!

Why did the turkey stand on stilts?

Because nobody eat flamingos at Thanksgiving!

What do call a turkey running around at Thanksgiving?

Fast food!

What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?

All about that baste!

What do you call someone who bakes a new dessert at Thanksgiving?

A real pie-oneer!

Who's the angriest Gladiator?

Fury!

What's a confident Gladiator's favourite film?

I Am Legend!

Which Gladiator event is d'Artagnan's favourite?

Duel!

Which Gladiator will you find in a spooky castle?

Phantom!

Who is the hardest Gladiator?

Diamond!

Why is Nitro always so happy?

Because he's a GLAD-iator!

Why don't contestants like the top floor?

It's too close to The Edge!

What does Mark Clattenburg do when he wakes up in the morning?

His first whistle!

Which Gladiator prefers to talk about the show?

The Comet-ator!

How did one Gladiator propose to another?

In The Ring!

How did Viper feel after he swallowed Sabre?

He was glad-he-ate-her!

What happened when Fury got a piggyback from another Gladiator?

She was on Fire!

What do you call a Gladiator in some wheat?

A Giant in his field!

What's a Gladiator's favourite game?

Legend of Zelda!

Which Gladiator is always nicking things?

Steel!

How do you get in touch with the Gladiators?

You give them a Ring!

Have you heard about the youngest Gladiator?

She's Dynamite!

What do Gladiators use in their cars when its raining?

Window Vipers!

What do you call a dancing Gladiator?

Fire in the disco!

What is a Gladiator's favourite Pink Floyd album?

The Wall!

Darwin was in a tank

He had no idea how to drive it!

What’s the difference between Gumball and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause!

What do you call it when Gumball wins first prize in a dog show?

A Cat-Has-Trophy!

Anais is always falling in love

She’s a hopless romantic!

What do you call it when Miss Simian gets stuck in the airconditioner?

Duct-ape!

What kind of fancy footwear does Penny wear?

Cashews!

Why doesn’t Darwin go online?

Because he’s scared of the net!

Gumball is in a band called “Missing Cat”

You’ve probably seen the posters!

Anais is a professional fighter

She loves hare knuckle boxing!

I got in a rap battle with Penny Fitzgerald

She got roasted!

Where will Gumball go when he dies?

Purr-gatory!

Why did Darwin start a band?

Because he had the scales for it!

What do you say when Gumball is asleep on his bed?

Himalayan!

Gumball keeps getting mistaken for a dolphin

Poor puss!

How does Gumball like his steak cooked?

Medium RAWR!

I once heard a bad joke about Carrie Krueger

It still haunts me to this day!

Anais has some really expensive jewellery

It’s 14 carrot gold!

Miss Simian and her friend share an Amazon account

They’re Prime mates!

What is Carrie’s favourite extreme sport?

Banshee jumping!

Who are Abby Lee Miller’s grumpiest rival team?

The Crabby Apples!

What do you call a dance in a Coca-Cola factory?

The can-can!

What do Cheryl Burke and your favourite teddy have in common?

They’re both Irreplaceable!

What’s it called when the dancers have to do a space-themed routine?

A moonwalk!

Why did Maddie Ziegler cross the road?

She had to do the combination on the other side!

What do Abby and the moms have in common?

They’ll both tell the dancers to check their attitude!

How does Abby Lee Miller multiply a number by itself?

She jazz squares it!

Where is Dance Moms filmed?

San Fran-disco!

What is every Dance Mom’s favourite dance?

The Mom-bo!

Why are dogs never on Dance Moms?

The have two left feet!

What is the best dance to pair with tortilla chips?

Salsa!

What did Abby do when she got addicted to line-dancing?

She joined a two-step program!

What do you call a dancer who’s also a physicist?

A Rockette scientist!

What is Abby Lee Miller’s favourite number?

Two-two!

Why do the girls never argue with Abby?

She has a fair pointe!

Why do the moms always argue with Abby?

They have a different pointe of view!

What’s the name of the popular dance reality show that horses love?

Prance Moms!

What do the Junior Elite Team feel after a long rehearsal session?

The agony of de-feet!

Why is it hard to talk to Abby Lee Miller?

She takes a long time to get to the pointe!

How many dance moms does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five! Six! Seven! Eight!

The Donut Cop got really muddled up last week

He was glazed and confused!

What do you call a Super Saiyan who doesn't eat meat?

Vegeta-rians!

What did Vegeta say when he got his tuition bill?

"It's over 9000!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!

What is a quote by Goku called?

A Super Saiyan!

I tried changing my password to "Goku"

But apparently it was too weak!

Why does Goku wear light blue?

Because he’s a cyan!

You know a leprechaun rapper joined Dragonball Z

Gnome Saiyan?

What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich?

Ka-Mayomayo!

What's a Dragon Ball fan's favourite food?

Vegeta-bles!

Who is Gordon Ramsay's least favourite Dragon Ball character?

Frieza!

I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Z. My friend said, "Wow, that's a lot of papers you have to fill out!"

I said "Yeah, this isn't even my final form!"

What’s Gohan’s favourite subject in school?

Cell-gebra!

Dragon Ball fans are like creationists

If you talk about Evolution, they get mad!

What does Goku say when he answers the phone?

“Cell-o?”

Did you know Frieza wasn't very popular in school?

His brother was cooler!

What is Goku's favourite instrument of destruction?

A Piccolo!

I don't find Dragon Ball Z jokes funny...

Just Saiyan!

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it will take him five episodes!

Where does Vegeta keep his leftovers?

In the Frieza!

What is Vegeta's favourite color?

Cyan!

Why is Ariana Grande so good at sports?

Dunno, but she's always Victorious!

What does Ariana Grande do at the end of the evening?

Say Goodnight and Go!

Have you heard about Ariana Grande's new film?

It's Wicked!

Do you want to hear the jokes about Ariana Grande's improv troupe?

Yes, and?

How many times do you have to call Ariana Grande?

You have to do at least 7 rings!

I want to tell you an Ariana Grande joke...

But why try?

What does Ariana Grande say when she's working at the checkout?

Thank u, next!

What does Ariana Grande want to be when she grows up?

Ariana Venti!

What do popstars order at Starbucks?

An Ariana Grande!

How many times does Ariana Grande knock on the door?

She doesn't, she just gives 7 rings!

What should you say to Ariana Grande on Feb 14th?

Will you be my Cat Valentine?

Where does Ariana Grande live?

In A flat!

Why does Ariana Grande always have a suitcase with her?

So she can carry a tune!

What happened when Ariana Grande forgot the lyrics?

She was in treble!

Why did Ariana climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

Why did Ariana Grande keep banging her head on the piano keys?

She was playing by ear!

What does Ariana Grande say when she buys her clothes from a high street store?

Thank you, Next!

Why can't Ariana listen to her own music?

She's broken too many records!

What is Ariana Grande's favourite game?

Monopoly!

Why is Ariana Grande better at singing when she's in a boat?

Because she hits the high seas!

What's Rocky's favourite treat?

Rocky Road!

Why should you watch Chicken Run?

Because its egg-cellent!

Why was Babs so shy?

She wasn't ready to come out of her shell!

What movies does Ginger watch?

Chick flicks!

What do you call a Scottish chicken who's really tall?

a Big Mac!

Where do you weigh a chicken pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie!

Why did the chickens have to stop playing football?

Too many fowls!

How did Fowler do in the RAF exams?

He passed with flying colours!

Why did the chicken run smell bad?

Don't know, but it was a fowl odour!

Rocky's so great...

He's really fly!

How does Ginger wake up in the morning?

With an alarm cluck!

How does Babs dry her eyes?

With a hen-kerchief!

Where does Babs go on holiday?

To the chick-inn!

Why did Ginger cross the yard?

To get to the other side (of the fence!)

What's so good about Mrs. Tweedy's pies?

They're very cheep!

How does Bunty send post?

In a hen-velope!

What did the chickens do when they wanted to hide?

They laid low!

Why was Ginger so upset?

She was having an egg-istential crisis!

What's Ginger's favourite film?

Lord of the Wings!

Why was Ginger suspicious of Rocky?

She suspected fowl play!

What does Dr Colosso wear on his finger?

A 14 carrot ring!

Dr Colosso’s plans were foiled again

He’s hopping mad!

Phoebe wants to be a lawyer

To get power of attorney!

What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

Dr Colosso’s farts!

Hank is really good at organising things

They call him Captain Plan-It!

What’s Dr Colosso’s favourite music?

Hip hop!

Max tried to steal all the world’s aluminium

But his plan was foiled!

Max has been pinching lots of expensive superhero gadgets

He’s a man of steal!

Dr Colosso has invented a giant robot

It’s called Hop-timus Prime!

Why doesn’t Max need a boss?

He already has supervision!

Where in the US is Hank from originally?

DC!

Max will never go to space

He’s Galactose intolerant!

How does Hank fix stuff around the house?

With Superglue!

Max has an evil plan to make everyone’s hair red

It’s dye-a-follicle!

Max has invented an evil calendar

Your days are numbered!

Dr Colosso has got into glass blowing

He’s made the most vial creations!

Where do Max and Dr Colosso buy their supervillain groceries?

Volde Mart!

Barb’s bread is delicious

She’s the hero we kneaded!

What does Barb put in her drinks in summer?

Just Ice.

Where do the Thundermans go on holiday?

Cape Town!

What is TWICE’s favourite song by Girls’ Generation?

GEEHyo!

How do TWICE watch films?

With their Eyes Wide Open!

What do TWICE do when something goes well?

Celebrate!

What is a ONCE’s favourite drink?

Anything as long as it’s Alcohol-Free!

What will a ONCE say when you ask if they want seconds at dinner?

“Yes, MORE & MORE!”

What is Tzuyu’s favourite kind of sweet?

Chewy!

What would a TWICE member wear if they were engaged?

A Momoring!

What is TWICE’s favourite vegetable?

Minari!

Why should you always treat a ONCE like royalty?

Because they like to Feel Special!

What did Nayeon say to the sad infant?

“Cheer Up, baby!”

What does a ONCE want to be when they grow up?

A Scientist!

What does a ONCE say when they get arrested?

Set Me Free!

What did TWICE see when they went on a drive in the country?

Hare, hare!

What is a ONCE’S favourite car?

An Audi TT!

Are you ONCE?

Cos you Mina the world to me!

Why do TWICE make the greatest friends?

They got you!

What are TWICE’s favourite kind of jokes?

KNOCK-KNOCK jokes!

How do TWICE light a candle?

With One Spark!

What did the music teacher say to the science teacher?

“You say we can’t live without the sun… I say we can’t live without Sana!”

What is a ONCE’s favourite Bond film?

You Only Live TWICE!

Why is Harry always so horrible?

He's Greene with envy!

Did the gang enjoy their trip to Paris?

They had an in-Seine-ly good time!

Can Nick speak French?

Yes, he's Eiffel Ly good at it!

Why does Nick love baking?

He kneads a hobby!

What's Charlie's favourite season?

Spring!

What happens when Charlie stops himself breaking wind?

He's a fartstopper!

Why does Charlie love playing the drums?

They're hard to beat!

Hey Charlie, do you like jokes about Ancient Greece?

Olive them!

Why doesn't Nick like rugby jokes?

Because once you've seen one, you've seen a maul!

If the cast were pigs, what school would they go to?

Tru-ham Grammer!

Where does Nick buy his rugby kit?

New Jersey!

Nick isn't that good at rugby...

But at least he tried!

How does Elle feel about the Mona Lisa?

She thinks she was framed!

What's Nick's favourite element?

Iron, Man!

Why did Nick go and see Dracula on Saturday?

He wanted a Vampire Weekend!

Did Charlie and Nick enjoy their time in Paris?

They Louvre-d it!

What do you call it when Charlie and Nick skip maths class?

Chartstoppers!

If Nick was an animal, what would he be?

A Rug-bee!

How did Nick and Charlie become burglars?

They stole each others hearts!

Why is Tao so bad at art?

His skills are a bit sketchy!

Why does Crainer love the new Minecraft update?

It’s ground-breaking!

Crainer loves the outdoors

Today he spent 4 hours on his Roblox farm!