20 Quacking Donald Duck Jokes!
These hilarious Donald Duck jokes will leave you feeling Disney from laughter!
It’s a scientific fact that Donald is the oldest duck in the world. He’s rocked the sailor look for decades and has amassed legions of fans across the globe, even though he’s a bit of grump!
Once you’ve recovered from these excellent gags, why not check out our page of Mickey Mouse jokes or these rib-tickling jokes about cartoons!
Who is Donald Duck’s favourite musician?
Drake!
![A duck surrounded by laughing emojis](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Donald-duck-joke-1.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What is Donald Duck’s favourite dip?
Quackamole!
![An exploding avocado](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/avocado.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
Because Donald ducked!
![A mouse and a duck in the snow](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Mickey-Donald.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Why did Donald Duck fly south for winter?
It was too far to walk!
![A duck on a sandy beach](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Duck-beach.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Who stole Donald Duck’s soap?
The robber ducky!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Duck-soap-joke.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Why does Donald Duck quack?
Because he can’t moo!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/cow-1.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Why did Donald Duck have to replace his TV screen?
It was quacked!
![A duck next to a broken TV screen](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Duck-TV-screen-1.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What does Donald Duck like to eat for a snack?
Cream quackers!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/82708_crackers.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What type of firework does Donald Duck enjoy the most?
A fire-quacker!
![A duck watching a fireworks display](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Duck-fireworks.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Why do people like dining out with Donald Duck?
He always takes care of the bill!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/7-waiter.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What time does Donald Duck wake up in the morning?
The quack of dawn!
![An alarm clock](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/alarm-clock.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What do you call Donald Duck standing in front of an orchestra?
A con-duck-tor!
![A duck standing next to a stage](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Duck-orchestra.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Why was Donald Duck jumpy during Christmas dinner?
He didn’t like the sound of the quackers!
![A loud exploding Christmas cracker](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/crackers.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Why would Donald Duck make a good detective?
He’d always quack the case!
![A duck standing next to a wall](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/Duck-wall.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What do you get if you cross Donald with a big whale?
Moby Duck!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/sailor.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What sort of TV show does Donald Duck love the most?
Duck-umentaries!
![Duck and mouse](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/mouse-duck.jpg?resize=1024,576)
Why did Donald Duck call the doctor?
He was feeling under the feather!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/best-doctor.jpeg?resize=1024,576)
Why doesn’t Donald Duck like having responsibilities?
He tends to quack under pressure!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/joke-15.jpg?resize=1024,576)
What did Donald Duck do when he read these jokes?
He quacked up!
![A duck in a sailor’s costume](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/D5587B34-2431-4E0F-99E0-C11C414EED84.webp)
What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump?
One's a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/17612_donald-2075124_1920-copy.png?resize=1024,576)
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Next-up-cat-jokes.jpg?resize=1024,576)