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Flash Jokes!

Here’s a collection of jokes that will have you laughing in the blink of an eye!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  January 22nd 2024

The Flash – aka Barry Allen – is one of the quickest superheroes in the galaxy. He’s even faster than a cheetah on rollerskates. Yes, that fast. We’ve rounded up a collection of jokes that will get you chuckling in an instant.

And when you’ve finished laughing your trainers off at this lot, why not check out our hilarious superhero jokes, Iron Man jokes or our Wonder Woman jokes!

What did The Flash say when he tried out stand up comedy?

I’m running out of jokes, fast!

What did Barry Allen say when he was late for work?

“I’ll be ready in a flash!”

What is The Flash’s favourite kind of flower?

An iris!

Why does The Flash love milk?

Because it’s past-your-eyes-d!

What goes quicker than The Flash?

The summer holidays!

What is The Flash’s computer password?


What does Barry Allen use to clean his house?


How does The Flash screw in a lightbulb?

He Titans it!

What does Barry Allen wear when he’s going to a restaurant?

Something flashy!

Dog joke

What does Barry Allen when he takes a selfie?

Flashes a smile!

What happens when The Flash forgets something?

He jogs his memory!

What do you call a superhero on a stove?

A Flash in the pan!

Why doesn’t The Flash like having his picture taken?

No flash photography!

How does The Flash prefer his eggs?


Fried egg

Why did The Flash not get out of bed?

He was fast asleep!

An alarm clock

Why did The Flash suddenly need the toilet?

He had the runs!

A man holding lots of toilet rolls

What does The Flash like to have as a treat?

Fast food!

What does The Flash put in his drinks?

Just ice!

Who’s the fastest person on The Flash TV show?

The camera operator!

What is The Flash’s favourite meal?


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