20 Brrrr-illiant Ice Skating Jokes!
Be warned - thse ice skating jokes and puns are a slippery slope that leads to laughter!
Strap on your skates, blast some eighties pop and get on the rink - it's time for skating jokes! You'll glide through these, and they're great to use on new friends - it's a good way to break the ice! Don't forget to check out our other jokes, too - we've got so many! Try some gags on horse racing, cycling, and dance!
How do pair figure skaters travel to their competitions?
On an icicle made for two!
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How can you tell one ice skater apart from another?
Glacial recognition technology!
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How do professional ice skaters make friends?
They have to break the ice first!
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How do ice skaters stay cool?
They sit near the fans!
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Why did the snake sign up for ice skating lessons?
To learn the serpentine lift!
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Who is a figure skater’s favourite member of Guns N Roses?
Axel Rose!
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Why is Cinderella such a bad ice skater?
She always loses a skate!
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Why do competitive skaters like to work in bakeries when they retire?
They’re great at icing!
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Why did the competitive skater feel sick?
She 8 a lot!
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I tried ice skating on a lake, but I just fell in. No one even tried to help me, they just laughed!
Worst summer holiday!
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Did you hear about the psychic named Claire who fell through the ice when she was skating on a frozen pond?
Luckily, Claire’s buoyant!
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Wife: Have you seen the dog bowl?
Husband: No, but he’s pretty good at ice skating!
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No one laughed when I fell over ice skating…
But the ice sure cracked up!
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What stops you from getting into ice skating?
If you keep getting cold feet!
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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?
They couldn’t do it before it was cool!
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What do a dentist and an ice skating coach have in common?
They both use drills!
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Did you hear that Nathan Chen won a gold medal at the Olympics?
He scored a perfect Chen out of Chen!
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How do you know you’re a figure skater?
When you hear a new song, you’re working out the choreography in your head!
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How is music like ice skating?
If you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat!
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Why should you never tell jokes while ice skating?
Because the ice might crack up!
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