20 Un-be-leaf-able Leaf Jokes!
We promise these hilarious jokes won't leaf you hanging - in fact, they'll leaf you in fits of laughter!
Every autumn the leaves fall, and every spring they come back - and every day is the best day to read these hilarious jokes about them! You'll laugh so hard at these, you'll be shaking like a leaf!
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Which side of a tree has the most leaves?
The outside!
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How do maple leaves and oak leaves get along?
They signed a peace tree-ty!
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What did the doctor give to the yellow leaf?
Chloro-pills!
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How do leaves travel?
By autumn-obile!
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Where does a leaf go if its bank is closed?
To another branch!
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Why is so easy to trick a leaf in the autumn?
They fall for anything!
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Why did the tree not show up to work?
He was on paid leaf!
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Why didn’t the tree celebrate Christmas?
It was against his be-leafs!
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What do trees say every year?
“I’m ready to turn over a new leaf!”
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What do you call a salad leaf that’s always in the gym?
Shredded lettuce!
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What looks like half of a leaf?
The other half!
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What kind of sea creatures live in trees?
Jel-leaf-fish!
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What’s big, grey and falls from trees in the winter?
El-leaf-ants!
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What’s the best leaf to give to your boyfriend?
A bae leaf!
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What happens when a tree falls into the mud?
It leafs an impression!
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What do trees hand out at events?
Leaflets!
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What did the mummy leaf say to her son during his exams?
"I be-leaf in you!"
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What did one leaf say to the other?
"I'm falling for you!"
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What do trees feel in spring?
Re-leaf!
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What do you call a man with leaves on his head?
Russell!
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