These jokes are suitable for kids - so whether that's you, or you're not quite a kid any more but have an awesome sense of humour, get stuck in!
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field!
What does "coincidence" mean?
Funny, I was about to ask you that....
What’s invisible and smells of carrots?
What do squirrels give each other on Valentine's Day?
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy!
Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies!
What’s brown and sticky?
Why don’t oysters like to share?
Because they’re shellfish!
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed!
Did you hear the joke about the bed?
I haven't made it yet!
Why shouldn't you tell jokes when ice-skating?
The ice might crack up!
Where do library books like to sleep?
Under their covers!
What is the longest word?
Smiles - there's a mile between the first and last letters!
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl using the bathroom?
Because the 'p' is silent!
When is a green book not green?
When it's read!
What does a Triceratops sit on?
Which is the best day to cook bacon?
Did you hear about the thief who stole a surfboard?
He escaped on a crime wave!
Why was the bear spoiled?
People always panda'd to him!
What insect is the most untidy?