Kids' Jokes

Tons of jokes for kids from Beano, the official home of AWESOME! Stock up on kids' jokes right here, right now...

These jokes are suitable for kids - so whether that's you, or you're not quite a kid any more but have an awesome sense of humour, get stuck in!

Beano has 1000+ jokes for kids - check out our Joke Generator for random jokes, or browse our super cool category pages for jokes on almost every subject.

Some of our most popular jokes are our funny egg jokes, marvellous Marvel jokes and wacky What do you call...? jokes.

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field!

What does "coincidence" mean?

Funny, I was about to ask you that....

What’s invisible and smells of carrots?

Rabbit farts!

What do squirrels give each other on Valentine's Day?


Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

Where do cows go for entertainment?

To the moo-vies!

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick!

Why don’t oysters like to share?

Because they’re shellfish!

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed!

Did you hear the joke about the bed?

I haven't made it yet!

Why shouldn't you tell jokes when ice-skating?

The ice might crack up!

Where do library books like to sleep?

Under their covers!

What is the longest word?

Smiles - there's a mile between the first and last letters!

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl using the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent!

When is a green book not green?

When it's read!

What does a Triceratops sit on?

Its tricerabottom!

Which is the best day to cook bacon?


Did you hear about the thief who stole a surfboard?

He escaped on a crime wave!

Why was the bear spoiled?

People always panda'd to him!

What insect is the most untidy?

The litterbug!

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